Author Topic: BLF Changes Evolution  (Read 10952 times)

Another forum game by me

Start out with the year 3500 B.C.
and explain what happened in that year

BUT

The next year must be related to the previous year in what happened

I'll go first

Universe is created for some reason

3499 BC

Salmon is created and the salmon overlords take over the world

3498 BC
Mole people are created and rule the underground, disturbing salmon

3497 BC

Salmon starts to die out because Mole people jump in water and eat them

3496 BC
mole people begin hunting and cut off heads of salmon people, causing them to retreat to the deeper depths of the water

3496 BC
mole people begin hunting and cut off heads of salmon people, causing them to retreat to the deeper depths of the water
I thought you would say something about birds

One mole person has fun with a salmon and they create a Molesal

3495 BC

mole people create a pantheon of gods, praying to the god of water to return their diet of salmon people back to their civilization

I thought you would say something about birds

One mole person has fun with a salmon and they create a Molesal
molemen and salmon have the worst hybrid names ever, either molemon or salman

OT: 3494 BC
Molesal is exiled from molemen and salmon because it's a hybrid

3493 BC

Sharks evolve from salmon and eat every salmon alive

3492 BC
the first blockhead cavemen are created, called "caveheads"

3491 BC
Badspot reveals his glory to the Caveheads.

3490 BC

Caveheads make stuffty fan art to praise their god badspot.

3489 BC

rise of the lego lads aka dinosaurs

3488 BC

the lego lads discover the Caveheads in a continent far away

3487 BC
The first block is planted.