Author Topic: neighbor's just caught their house on fire  (Read 1166 times)

so im watching netflix in the living room and my parents walk into my room and ask me what that burning smell is. i told them it was my boots (faster than sanic 420, no i just polished them)
they tell me its more of a plastic smell. so i go over there and i see an orange glow out my window.
and what do you know, the Shomebakelors caught the side of their house on fire.

the 3rd time in 10 years... they are almost as bad at keeping their house from catching fire, as i am at keeping accounts from getting banned.

my mom calls 911
"um yes the house behind ours is on fire"
"What is your location?"
"609 w-"
"is it the shomebakelors?"
"yes"

the fire dept shows up in i swear to god 30 seconds.

so they put out the fire and now there is smoke everywhere.

the fire was pretty big, it was on the roof, the side of the house, and was coming out of a few bedroom windows. they are still out there fighting the fire.

ok. the fire department bashed up their house pretty good. they cut holes in the roof, smashed down walls, and took the ceiling out in most rooms. the house is toast they will have to rebuild or move (i hope they move. they own a hay farm and are the loudest neighbors in the world)
« Last Edit: September 09, 2014, 10:00:26 AM by Miku³ »



3rd time in 10 years. What the heck?

gj shomebakelors
you've set your house on fire once for every alt OP has


the fire dept shows up in i swear to god 30 seconds. which is a little slow if you ask me. they are literally two streets down.

It takes on average a minute to put on full gear. It isn't as easy as you think.

It takes on average a minute to put on full gear. It isn't as easy as you think.
yeah i know. my grandfather was a firefighter before he died. so i guess that is quick. i was just thinking driving time

http://youtu.be/CInMIGvJ7HE

not much left to see
I... It just looks like a bunch of differently intense lightbulbs in the dark..

please god correct that misspelling of "neighbors"

3 times in 10 years
holy stuff
are they growing something in there?

please god correct that misspelling of "neighbors"

Nah man, it's spanish

how did i misread that as "neighbores just caught their horses on fire"?

Lol ur naborz Nam's x))

But SRS are they ok

oh my gosh dang that sucks dude

but when i read they bashed down all the walls and stuff i started cracking up because i pictured a bunch of tf2 pyros running all over their house with fire axes, power jacks and sledgehammers, all hitting down the walls in the pyro's axe swinging animation

also isnt this gonna make the value of your own home go way down, being next to a house that burned down?
« Last Edit: September 09, 2014, 08:00:32 AM by Planr »