Dear Ephialtes, while I'm sure we've never met, you've had your reasons for leaving, and I'm cool with that, and since this will probably be the only message from me to you ever, I'd just like to say I appreciate all of your work on Return To Blockland, and hope that the job you're working for goes well.
~Kindest regards, Zack The Zapper.
Dear Lub, I've only ever met you on a server once, but it is but a faint memory. I have no recollection of what you have done or accomplished, so this letter is of no use to you. If it makes you feel any better, I will be castrated by the time Furdle reads this to you, if he does.
~Best wishes, Zack The Zapper.