WARNING: BIG POST AHEADOriginally made this to be a highlights list but now its a dumbed down x10 text version of cinema sins.
>slightly less detailed american dad animation (how is this possible since this cartoon looks REALLY simplified)
Sin count: 5>goanimate theme music
Sin count: 25>
70 8 friends coming for a camping trip
Sin count: 30>"Dylan.
HERE!"
Sin count: 40>one friend is wearing loving winter gear like hes at a ski resort
Sin count: 50>1/3 of friends are abandoned in next scenes
Sin count: 70>terribly edited car with white box surrounding it
Sin count: 85>"Do you have a sticker for careful shipping because blah blah cookies"
>says yes as they walk away, nobody hears him
Sin count: 90>they fall through the ground at the metal detector
Sin count: 100>Flight manager is wearing a backwards baseball cap
Sin count: 105>"We are going to Science National Park in Utah"
>"ok"
>pass without ticket or any interaction
Sin count: 115>"isnt THIS GONNA be FUN?" *mouth hangs open and eyes close*
>"Yes it is" *same as above* they alternate between all 3 people
Sin count: 130>Flight lasts a full 2 seconds so light speed has been achieved
Sin count: 140>Everyone leaves through the floor to the portal to hell while the one guy in the back reads the paper
Sin count: 160>Walking behind and under the bench when arriving
Sin count: 170>one friend walks in front of magazine stand while other 3 walk behind and under
Sin count: 180>SAME THING WITH THE GUY ON THE BENCH
Sin count: 190>douchey friends keep changing with each shot
Sin count: 200>Yellow ambulance is their "ride" to a rental service which takes 2 minutes with no pay to hold 70 people
Sin count: 205>"stay here while i get the car and van and boat and trailer"
Sin count: 215>Rental place has one guy with a SINGLE EMPTY DESK
Sin count: 255>Cyan ambulance is a
Chevrolet Suburban"
Sin count: 270>both shrug and stand there
>rental guy says "accepted" while his mouth goes on for another 50 minutes as the douche gets in and drives away
>rental guy points while smiling while douche backs up and drives UNDER THE RENTAL GUY
Sin count: 330>HE THEN DRIVES UNDER HIS FRIENDS STRAIGHT OUT OF A BAD AMERICAN DAD FAN ART
>"get en guise"
>They get in his
AMBULANCE car and leave the dog behind to die
Sin count: 360>driving past Saudi Arabia
Sin count: 370>arrive at a prebuilt camp that magically shows up
Sin count: 390>DOG IS HERE SOMEHOW
Sin count: 410>Everyone has the same voice
Sin count: 470>Dog is stealing food with his animal/vampire army which includes Frankenstein
Sin count: 550>everyone is just walking around and calling it camping
Sin count: 570I would go on but this post is getting waay too long.WAIT WAIT WAIT NO
NO NO NO
HIS FRIEND WHO LIVES IN ANTARCTICA IS TAKEN BY DOGS AND HIS FIRST RESPONSE IS TO "GO BYE BYE FOREVER" AND WALK BACK TO THE CAMP SITE WITH OVERLY LOUD MUSIC
Sin count: 650 (by the way, this kid is never saved, he just shows up fine later on and its never explained.)
PEOPLE MATERIALIZE OUT OF NOWHERE
Sin count: 680The entire "DEVIL WORSHIPPER WOODS" story is great. The classic "ate people but left stove on and burned house down" story, they looked around for people to sack rah fieece
Sin count: 700>guy sleeps for few days and packs up giant house in blue ambulance before leaving
Sin count: 750>hope you enjoyed this episode
bye.
bye.
bye.
bye.
bye
Sin count: 790>God takes a kid to sacrifice with his giant hand as others teleport away with windows movie maker style motions
Sin count: 820>turns out flight manager guy is a SELF INSERT OH GOD
Sin count: 860Total count: 860
Punishment: Eaten by dogs
for anyone who's tl;dring, the OP is right. This is the My Immortal of goanimate.
