uh ok.
try not to get too bothered since i'm 11
i enjoy humiliating my self in front of others. it kinda makes me happy to have a cheap laugh with someone, even if they're the ones who are against me.
anyway, this is not meant to be funny in the actual sense, this is meant to be funny of how ridiculous and stupid i was at the time
so, some of you know that me and my friend Philip used to piss this girl Alyssa off. one time, i screencapped a picture of one of the main characters from dog days. i sent the avatar to my friend and told him to change his name to what mine was and to use the avatar i sent him. after making sure we were set up, we downloaded Clownfish and set our voices so that we sounded like whales. we called Alyssa, and kept pretending we were japanese. i'm surprised she didn't block us, because tbh we were annoying the crap out of her. later, we mentioned snoop dog and 420 blaze it, memes and stuff like that and started talking blf language.
simulation of the conversation
Us: We are gay kawaii buttboy-band! You worship our snoop lord 420 blaze the master of mlg FLORB FLORB WORSHIP IT facechild gay kawaii INSOMNIAC WORSHIP our lord of 420 FIBBLES.
*hangup*
Sometime last year, I started to get into underground/hipster/bullstuff stuff. I used to listen to versions of Dubstep that you probably wouldn't imagine. I got into jungle, D'n'B, hardcore, breakbeat later on.
One time when I was walking home from school, some 8th grade friends that I didn't know or cared to know started blasting gangnam style and acting like obnoxious cunts. Since I was far enough from the campus, I started calling them bad names and made them look like friends. They decided enough was enough, so they run up to me and threaten to tell the principal of my school on me. So, being the ginger prick that I was at the time, I grabbed my PDA and started playing forget The World by ICP. They got really pissed off, so they made a scene on the sidewalk. They charged at me, but I ran away to my neighborhood and I ran into some lady, she saw the teenagers that were running towards me and asked me if they were being bothersome. I told her they were, so she walked them to my school and they had to stay in detention. When I got home, I was laughing so hard my mom thought I was sick so she let me stay home the next day. No, literally, she thought I was sick.
Good times, good times.
Just wanna let you know, I'm no longer an starfish like that. I've gone through a lot of change and I no longer attempt stuff like this.