I've a riddle for you forums!

[the hacker]

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This is Connie, the mascot of a sci-fi convention in Minnesota called CONvergence. Connie is currently 96 years old. Where is she?

Answer:
The CONvergence 2013 registration line

[Ad Bot]

[CharlesSpeaking]

why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road

it was DEAAAAD

[Maxwell.]

why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road

because he realised nothing was over the road which warranted the risk of crossing something that has so much oncoming traffic on it, it is not safe for Bird.

[Decepticon]

riddle: what is a handicap in and out of the forums?

damp

[Niff]

If a+b=c, what is c???

[querty67]

Question: What flies and gives no forgets and are annoying as forget

[BlockoCrafter]

If a+b=c, what is c???

a+b

[Katadeus]

A thesis?
idk

[Maxwell.]

Question: What flies and gives no forgets and are annoying as forget

Messerschmitt BF-109s

[Jairo]

Question: What flies and gives no forgets and are annoying as forget

mosquitoes

[NML Cygni]

Mai Riddle:

What animal walks on 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs in the afternoon, and 3 legs at dusk?

[WaterOre]

What animal walks on 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs in the afternoon, and 3 legs at dusk?

Human
Go back to the ancient era with your sphinx riddle

[BluetoothBoy]

Mai Riddle:

What animal walks on 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs in the afternoon, and 3 legs at dusk?

A human. Morning/baby/crawling - afternoon/kid & adult/two legs - evening/elderly/two legs w/cane.

[Oasis]

What has roots as nobody sees,
Is taller than trees,
Up, up it goes,
And yet never grows?

[Swat 3]

What is big, under me, and can take a good beating?