/long-ass title
It could include your personality, how you see yourself, your hobby(s), etc. Or you could just suck your own richard and make something completely stuffty and ruin the topic forever.
I'll go first:
I'm a straight up OG entrepreneur
I think I'm funny but I'm really not
I'm usually pretty nice to people although I will be an starfish sometimes
I'm on my high school swim team
I like to play music, especially guitar
Favorite color is green
I love my dogs
I'm wasting my life on my Xbox
Chucks are kewl

Your turn!
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