so i'm running for class office and i wrote a speech

[SeventhSandwich]

what kind of phony douche actually runs for class president

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[MrKitKat]

what kind of phony douche actually runs for class president

you're a huge douche

[SeventhSandwich]

you're a huge douche

no like seriously, it's a big popularity contest that schools tout as their way of encouraging leadership.

it's complete bullstuff

[Badger]

no like seriously, it's a big popularity contest that schools tout as their way of encouraging leadership.

it's complete bullstuff

seven has a point

it really is a big popularity contest, not who's gonna "have the most cool and rad dance!"

I saw this at my school recently and the other person tried so hard to be president by giving out crap and promoting stuff while the other guy which everyone loves just sat back and won while doing nothing.

[the hacker]

no like seriously, it's a big popularity contest that schools tout as their way of encouraging leadership.

it's complete bullstuff

seven has a point

it really is a big popularity contest, not who's gonna "have the most cool and rad dance!"

I saw this at my school recently and the other person tried so hard to be president by giving out crap and promoting stuff while the other guy which everyone loves just sat back and won while doing nothing.

It's not that different from actual politics.

[matthewbim11]

Overuse of community, invest in thesaurus.

[Daswiruch]

go with the fro

PUT THIS IN YOUR SPEECH RIGHT NOW
oh wait it is already in there i read the thing

[Niff]

I don't even care about the speech REDACTED is the best name ever

[Donro98]

You should definitely add some humor in that. Simple things, that don't seem too unprofessional, but enough to get people to remember you.

Having a well written speech is important, but you need a hook.

[F3d323]

You should definitely add some humor in that. Simple things, that don't seem too unprofessional, but enough to get people to remember you.

Having a well written speech is important, but you need a hook.

this
i remember i once got a first prize on a writing contest for my whole school (elementary + high school) just because i added humor

[Rainzx¹]

Why do people their real name? Its not like anyone will even care if you just leave it in.

[hillkill]

lmao, "go for the fro"

[ßlöükfáce]

people here know my rl name and i dont gaf

[DrenDran]

It's not that different from actual politics.

Real politics are a lot more expensive.

[hodot]

tbh i'm only running for the experience of running, lol

my gf is running against me and her speech is top notch so i have a feeling she'll win