Author Topic: What are some weird/interesting facts about you?  (Read 2929 times)

i know who let the dogs out
who? who? who? who?

i can go lazy eye on command

i can go lazy eye on command
so can i
let's be Apache pilots when we grow up

Interesting facts?
  • I have Narcissistic Personality Disorder and I'm almost exactly a textbook case except for the fact that I have empathy for other human beings
  • My IQ is approximately 145 putting me in the top 0.1% of the world for intelligence.
  • Though I'm currently in college with Computer Science as my declared major, my hobbies include psychopharmacology and organic chemistry.
  • I've had love with two different blocklanders.
  • I drive a modded sports car and am a licensed SCCA racecar driver.
  • I have one of the owners of the Los Angeles Lakers' personal cell phone number in my phone and have used the VIP Owners Box on more than 1 occasion.
  • I am a part-time day trader in the Foreign Exchange market.
  • I have been programming since I was about eight.
  • I have made more than one publicly released video game.
  • My life is awesome as an independently wealthy college student who doesn't live with his parents.

- It's a miracle I'm alive

i can go lazy eye on command
this is the least useful skill I have. I will never need this. I have never needed this

i can go lazy eye on command
congratulations, the more often you force it "on command", the closer you will get towards permanent lazy eye until you will eventually need to fix it or you will see everything in double vision (about 25 degrees off per eye, too). then if your parents care enough, you go through a quick day of eye surgery that results in a week of throbbing eye pain and tears of blood.


my butt itches
the back of my thigh itches bc the little itty bitty hairs that I missed when shaving are getting rubbed the wrong way by this chair

Facts? Alright...

- I am incredibly akward socially in real life, at the point that I can't keep a conversation going, it really bothers me that and it makes me a boring person to hang with...
- I had a girlfriend once but we broke up soon after because of my problem above.
- I've been told that I am a good singer
- I dream of being a racing driver one day
- I want to do a degree in programing to develop my own game
-I suffer from depression a few years already, and that have been loving with my life ever since
- I constantly blame myself for so many things that I could do and be yet I never did
- I'm unhappy most of the time
I might have more but those are the ones I can remember so far, but honestly? I just wish I could be happy and have a nice teenager life which since today have been a complete waste.
« Last Edit: October 16, 2014, 08:42:46 AM by Filipe »

I can suck in my cheeks to the point that I look like a loving skeleton

I like queen (not too interesting but whatevs)

I like roleplays (Only good ones)

I am creative when it comes to military.

congratulations, the more often you force it "on command", the closer you will get towards permanent lazy eye until you will eventually need to fix it or you will see everything in double vision (about 25 degrees off per eye, too). then if your parents care enough, you go through a quick day of eye surgery that results in a week of throbbing eye pain and tears of blood.
nah voluntary diplopia is harmless

I won't do most things unless absolutely necessary.

I am a trained storm spotter.

I have a pathological dislike for condescending, dismissive, and pessimistic people both in real life and online, when I'm that exact person in real life.

I seem to have more trouble hearing than most people, but I can see very far.

I hate heat and love cold.

I feel obliged to add more:

- I almost always have an inevitable dislike for people (including online) in the very early mornings (5:00-7:00am) and immediately after school. I guess I'm just completely against interactions during those times.

- I beheaded a baby bird when I was eight or nine B)

- During the first half of my lifetime, I quite literally had absolutely zero difference between right and wrong.

- I never swear in real life or online.

- I almost never initiate conversations with anybody.

- I forget just about everything unless I can force it into routine. I also hate when my routine has to be adjusted.

- I memorized the entire new car Dodge lineup before I was two years old.

- Behind Chevrolet, my favorite auto manufacterer is Porsche.

- I have never driven a European car. Semi-related: The most expensive car I've sat in was European and cost over $180,000.

- My head and shoulders have been inside a Bugatti Veyron.

- I once exhumed a dead skeletonized opposum from the side of the road.

- I haven't had an interest in a particular girl in over a year.

-  I can dislocate my legs from the hips and my left arm from the shoulder without hurting myself.

- Other than my brother, I've met up with two other blocklanders.

- I wish I could live in California for the winter and Oklahoma for the rest of the year.
« Last Edit: October 17, 2014, 12:38:26 AM by XR-7 »

I can suck in my cheeks to the point that I look like a loving skeleton

i don't want to play guitar with a halloween-themed pick

I can suck in my cheeks to the point that I look like a loving skeleton