Let's define a standard for the "Hurtz" - the measurement of pain

[Blockaium]

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CALLED IT!

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[XR-7]

Joining the anti-blockland red it - 50gbHtz

[Tayasaurus]

punched by a black man - 12000 brotherHurtz;Nhrtz

[Flatflyer]

tripping and landing face first: 7000 htz

[Foxscotch]

lets define female climax as 0 because it hurts

I... what

[XR-7]

Having your eyes scratched out with a meat saw while drilling a 5/8 hole through your palm while having nails driven through each of your toenails while having battery acid poured down your trachea - .5milihurtz (mLHtz)

[Foxscotch]

.5milihurtz (mLHtz)

that is absolutely tiny

[Ikares]

yottahurtz aka the most powerful form of hurtz that is clearly defined.
only happens if some funny man start calling u bad naem on doge website faecbook L0l M3m3s Xd

[the hacker]

An entomologist by the name of John O. Schmidt made a chart out of how painful insect stings are. How would this convert into Hrtz?

[Derontchi]

One time I got a rusty nail in my heel. I also threw rocks at a hornets' nest once. I'm not a very bright kiddo :/

[WaterOre]

oh my god that paper wasp comparison

OT: The sweat bee looks around 2 hertz, the honeybee around 200 hertz, and the bullet ant around 20 megahertz

For reference I'm assuming getting shot is around 22 megahertz

[LeetZero]

Having millions of serrated nails rip your skin atoms apart from each other. 2.3 terahurtz.

[Derontchi]

Having millions of serrated nails rip your skin atoms apart from each other. 2.3 terahurtz.

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[LeetZero]

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Just think about it man.

[the hacker]

This thread reminded me of a line from SHODAN in System Shock 1.

"Eventually my nanobots will find you. When they do, I will take you to the interrogation room. And I will teach you more about pain than you ever wanted to know."

Interrogated by SHODAN - At least 80 decillion yottahurtz.