Sid Jairo's Europa Forumalis: DEFCON - END OF AN ERA (1990)

[Nonnel]

We will test our bombs wherever we like.

[Ad Bot]

[Swat 3]

We will test our bombs wherever we like.

So you like to rain down radiation all over your people and infect your waters, as well as everyone around you?

All of this goes to everyone on Earth, too, and the World background radiation is being observed to drastically increase.
Don't be stupid, China.

Says Britain


USA, USA

yes
glorious navy

[Nonnel]

We will test our bombs wherever we like.

[Swat 3]

We will test our bombs wherever we like.

This is necessary for Planet Earth. Implying that you want to rain down radiation all over your people is idiotic.
USSR? United Kingdom?

[Mikoyan]

We will clear a large area of land in Siberia for Chinese and russian tests

[Swat 3]

We will clear a large area of land in Siberia for Chinese and russian tests

Will it be underground? We are just concerned about it killing little chinese, russian, american, and british boys an' gals.

And I am implying that you keep your word on it, AKA sign the treaty.

[Nonnel]

We will also test in Chinese owned Antarctica.

[Swat 3]

We will also test in Chinese owned Antarctica.

That's against international treaties!!!!!!!!11

[Nonnel]

That's against international treaties!!!!!!!!11

To test in my own land! I doubt it! Antarctic Treaty System was never made and I claimed the continent for myself only! Warsaw Pact members can go there also!

[Mikoyan]

Sweeeeeeet

[Swat 3]

You crazy. American ship goes south and plants a white flag on Antartic soil in protest.

Don't be starfish, China! You will do bad things if you detonate on Penguin land.

[Nonnel]

China warns the UN of this unprovoked US invasion and denounces the US.

[Swat 3]

China warns the UN of this unprovoked US invasion and denounces the US.

are you actually serious

[Nonnel]

no wtf
should I have used more exclamation points

[Swat 3]

no wtf
should I have used more exclamation points

well half of the time i can't tell

UN Proposal:
Partial Ban on Nuclear Testing

Testing of a nuclear ballistic missile is to be tested soonish.
Without actually a nuclear payload, but we are putting the warhead and non-detonatable materials in order to check if everything clicked.