Sid Jairo's Europa Forumalis: DEFCON - END OF AN ERA (1990)

[Tudoreleu]

leaked satelite pictures show romanian engineers attaching rocket thrusters to an enormous metal boat
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romania asks russia if its space program is as cool as romania's

[Ad Bot]

[Maxwell.]

Russia: no and I'm gay for China come here you
*softcore research scene*

[Jairo]

NORTH VIET IS DEFEND

BUT NOT OF STRONK

[Tudoreleu]

simulations on how the BOAT MISSLE should go are made

they are quickly leaked to the public, however they are masked as part of an unreleased japanese anime
scientists pat eachother on the back for a design well made, and hope the engineers don't forget up

mEANWHILE another item in the rocket tree is being researched

[Nonnel]

China is aiding North Vietnam!!!!
All Warsaw members should help our brother!

China is getting very close to a really real hydrogen bomb!

[Tudoreleu]

romania would help but it is too busy with rocket boats much too far away!

i mean i could send some help but it wouldnt really be that much and wouldnt really count for much of anything

[Swat 3]

China is aiding North Vietnam!!!!

Didn't Jairo say something about your citizens being pissed at you for getting into another war.

Rio Pact, NATO, and US troops all go out and do THINGS like *pew pew* and *boom boom*

Rumors that Turkey now has nuclear ballistic missiles stationed in its borders are going around, but the United States denies such.

[Maxwell.]

China is getting very close to a really real hydrogen bomb!

have you tried making a hydrogen bomb so you can get the hydrogen bomb quicker

britain joint strike fighter is tested it is called the Panavia Tornado, but it is not a real tornado, no, it is but a humble jet

[Nonnel]

Didn't Jairo say something about your citizens being pissed at you for getting into another war.

I'm sending them vehicles and weapons and cash money

[ZombiLoin]

UNCONDITIONAL SURRENDER OR BUST

UNCONDITIONAL SURRENDER IS OFFICIAL

ALL FRENCH FOURTH REPUBLIC FORCES LAY DOWN THEIR ARMS

GOVERNMENT IS NOW IN EXILE, SEEKING ASYLUM IN ANOTHER COUNTRY

[Maxwell.]

but which county..........?

[Jairo]

great powers circa 1444:
1. ottomans
2. france
3. castile (maybe austria)
4. england
5. muscovy

[ZombiLoin]

KILGORE TROUT, SCIENCE FICTION WRITER, ASKED TO COMMENT ON FRANCE'S SURRENDER

HE TOLD THE REPORTER TO GO AND forget OFF

[Deoxys And One Noob]

More frigates are produced and the 3rd Frigate Fleet, consisting of 5 frigates, are sent to Vietnam to conduct communist bombarding operations. Indeed, the frigates begin to destroy communist targets in Vietnam.

[Nonnel]

An ad for destroyers is broadcasted over North Vietnamese television! Buy now and get two!