Sid Jairo's Europa Forumalis: DEFCON - END OF AN ERA (1990)

[India]

I thought we were friends..

[Ad Bot]

[Maxwell.]

no we are but as pakistan you could do that and have india

[Nonnel]

yes become communist so I can support you

[Epicduke]

also who the hell is that red blob north of india
is that the uk

[India]

i'm torn between communism and Maxwell

[Maxwell.]

I am my own ideology, don't use dumb capitalist or dirty communist ways!

[Nonnel]

capitalism: you die
communism: you are cool and get a spot in the big leagues and take over india

[India]

maxwell if I join the communists can we still be friends

[Maxwell.]

yes but if you take chinas side on anything no

[Nonnel]

wtf what if we both help him take your old colony full of greasy poor brown people

[Epicduke]

capitalism: you die
communism: you are cool and get a spot in the big leagues and take over india

this
expect for glourious north korea
the us is a big meany, didn't like my 13 year long korean war );

[Maxwell.]

wtf what if we both help him take your old colony full of greasy poor brown people

like you me and pakistan takes india then yes that'll be fine
probably not gonna make us look good but

speaking of that bit of land above india I forget what it's called

[Epicduke]

then I'll invade him and bomb your cities near that place

speaking of that bit of land above india I forget what it's called

it's kashmir
with the glacier

[Swat 3]

guards will stay swat

also herro india, no nuks pls

He kinda just shot my diplomat/his security team in the face.
Even if, these dudes would have loving killed him before anyone else would have noticed he was raising his gun to shoot.
Because they are actually trained.

I really hope Nonnel decides he is joking.

[India]

IT LOOKS LIKE IT'S A MAXWELL'S LIFE FOR ME