Sid Jairo's Europa Forumalis: DEFCON - END OF AN ERA (1990)

[Maxwell.]

hmm

why are you even considering that
I gave you them

Britain fires flak shells across the bows of Argentinas ships, warning shots if you'd like

how the hell can one spy sabotage the american space research without making a racket

you propose we forget jairo?

yes

oh yeah panavia tornado now in service with germany, italy and britain

unrelated

[Ad Bot]

[Swat 3]

i dunno maxwell.

apparently all of my communications research "poofed"

idk how you can destroy multiple communication satellites in various different places being finished, and then the Mission Control getting an upgrade and then some spooky spy did a thing

like i mean this was one spy with one pack of c4.

[Badger]

 Or he could've stolen some vital work and destroyed it.

[Badger]

I'm drawing something funny for an upcoming event

[Maxwell.]

i dunno maxwell.

apparently all of my communications research "poofed"

idk how you can destroy multiple communication satellites in various different places being finished, and then the Mission Control getting an upgrade and then some spooky spy did a thing

like i mean this was one spy with one pack of c4.

send your men to the moon with no radios, they'll be able to shout back to you its fine

[Tudoreleu]

a romanian cargo ship gets lost on a meditteranean-atlantic-north-baltic trip to russia and accidentally sails into british waters
they are hailed, but their gibberish romanian just seems threatening!!!

[Maxwell.]

*tells you to get out*
speaking of losers causing conflict, it's 1982!!!! I sure hope the FALKLANDS ISLAND DOSNT GET INVADED

[Tudoreleu]

suddenly, the radio chimes on the romanian ship
English officer: "Get out of British waters."
Romanian shipmate: "Ce zice asta, ma? Aut? Suntem la fotbal sau ce?"
English officer: "Sir, please turn your ship 2-5-7 and leave British waters."
Romanian shipmate: "Bai, asta incearca sa ne dea numarul de telefon! [into radio] Esti gay, man??"

[Maxwell.]

britain fires fireworks at the ships

[Tudoreleu]

a firework hits a hidden booze cache and the ship explodes

romania asks britain what the forget

[Swat 3]

lol we are all joking, RIGHT!

[Tudoreleu]

it is now exactly midnight in my timezone
i am now on the first of november
the spook is officially OVER and the memes have won ONCE AGAIN

romania accuses britain of attacking their PEACEFUL CARGO VESSELS

[India]

maxwell is given the planes
a pakistan airways boeing crashes (i just took control of pakistan, I'm assuming there's already boeings and an airline) outside of pakistan

[Jairo]

argentina has decided to move their ships away from the falklands

[Maxwell.]

britain puts their few ships at rest