Sid Jairo's Europa Forumalis: DEFCON - END OF AN ERA (1990)

[Badger]

No I mean like at this very moment you are economically loving over.

ok?

I didn't quit the space race.

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[Nonnel]

Australia should be economically loving itself over right now.

they still have the support of the east

[Badger]

they still have the support of the east

lov u commu

[Nonnel]

ICBM sent to aussie friend, maintained by chinese.

[Swat 3]

Nuclear submarines begin to patrol outside of eastern Australia.

Jus' becus' xDDD.

[Badger]

ok

[Maxwell.]

there's 1 chinese guy in australia? the communist influence is too much

[Tudoreleu]

romanian extremists start firing stuffty off-brand fireworks from small fishing boats at the english coastline

[Maxwell.]

british ships sink them and fire mortar rounds filled with white phosphorus onto the boats

[Tudoreleu]

while the british coastal protection is distracted, a lone boat rams into the nearby docks at full-speed, loaded to the brim with cheap brandy and contraband fireworks, damaging several coast guard ships and buildings

romania claims no affiliance to these extremist movements

[Maxwell.]

do you know how little damage fireworks does to metal and bricks at all

it'll just make the metal hulls of the ships go black while the smaller probably set itself on fire

[Tudoreleu]

hey i never said the extremists were smart

[Swat 3]

okay children now now stop playing war, daddy cap and mother rus hav to go talk to each other about div- i mean, shoping.

[Maxwell.]

can you bring me back some doritos

[Swat 3]

can you bring me back some doritos

yes what kind