Basically, an item where you point at someone and a .mp3/.wav of PW's "OBJECTION!" is played, freezing the player infront in a short radius, for obvious reasons. Has a very long cooldown.
"TAKE THAT!" would slightly damage the player, as he usually does that when proving contradictions in statements / evidence.
Medium cooldown.
"HOLD IT!" would slow them down incredibly.
Long cooldown.
Yeah, sorry, I just really like Phoenix Wrightdont look at me
also, uh, hold it and take that would also have voice files