My friend is introuble by the NSA for research?

[DrenDran]

Article 161 of United States of America criminal law provides for the punishment of deprivation of liberty for terms from 5 to 11 years.

This is so bullstuff but so specific in its bullstuff that it's hilarious.

"Article 161" like, article 161 of what?
"united states of america law" Better hope your target lives in America or this would be odd.
"Deprivation of Liberty" you mean imprisonment?
"5 to 11 years" I don't think that time frame is used for any laws relating to obscene materials, or many laws at all but it's so specific lol.

[Ad Bot]

[Renekar]

remember, if your pc has malware, it means you're violating the law of Neglectful Use of Personal Computer!

[Foxscotch]

You have violated World Declaration on non-proliferation of child research.

who comes up with this stuff

also lol

[Badger]

well illegal aliens are a threat to national security so I guess so

[Ducky duck]

ent me these via ipod email

They where too big so I put them on PHB

[Blockzillahead]

u usually get these from going to gay research sites
op ur a bad boy

[Flatflyer]

Yeah thats ransomware

[16-Bit Yoshi]

"yjty.senator.today"
thats an obvious giveaway its a fake

[F3d323]

11 year old catches ransomware looking up alien research

[Swat 3]

Tell him to press enter constantly, or to force close Google Chrome via task manager.

It probably is just adware if he opens up his browser again and it pops up. Go onto another computer then download MB or bitdefender and run it via CD or flashdrive.

[Ducky duck]

11 year old catches ransomware looking up alien research

Ok

1. Im 12

2. Its not me who was looking it up if you can even read

[the hacker]

Yeah, you can easily pass those by closing your browser via task manager.

Im 12

That explains a lot.

[Ducky duck]

That explains a lot.

You people cant read, its making me loose brain cells

[Gatysh]

-SNIP-

YOUR BROWSER HAS BEEN BLOCKED UP FOR SAFETY REASONS.
ALL THE INFORMATION ON YOUR PC IS ARRESTED.
ALL YOUR FILES ARE ENCRYPTED.

[Ipquarx]

Just close the tab..?