Haha I'm saying blogland forums am I cool
Anyway, my stomach wasn't feeling well so I went to the bathroom to take a massive dump. After finishing the stuffstorm, I began the process of wiping my buttocks. When I brought my hand out from under the abyss, it was to my surprise that I saw a sopping mess of blood and feces on the toilet paper I used.
The magnitude of that defecation event was then made clear to me as the waves of pain rocked the newly formed fissures in my rectal opening.
I promptly finished wiping the cleftal horizon and went about my business.
