Well folks, my first swim meet's coming up. What to expect?

[Electrk.]

expect 100 breasts

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[Nonnel]

expect 99 breasts

[XR-7]

I was talking about you and I ;)

Sorry taken

[Oasis]

you'll be the only guy to come in swimming shorts

everyone will go in speedos
then oil up
and then you'll be raped by oiled swimmers for being different
clothing racism at its finest folks

Where do I sign up?

[Tenshi]

Sorry taken

But bae, I can be a better boyfriend than your hand :(

[kidplasma]

Wear your shape-ups.

[16-Bit Yoshi]

But bae, I can be a better boyfriend than your hand :(

Y'know, you really remind me of one of the most annoying people in my year.

You sit all day making stuffty love jokes and no one finds them funny, they just sit there and give you the "why" look.

You think that bringing up anything about love will make you popular and cool. Hint hint. It's not working.

It honestly surprises me how someone like you can exist, thinking people are going to like you for the stuff you say.

I bet that you've got a huge red mark on your face from all the girls slapping you in the face for commenting about their tits 5 seconds into conversation.

Christ, about time I got that out of my chest.

[kidplasma]

Y'know, you really remind me of one of the most annoying people in my year.

You sit all day making stuffty love jokes and no one finds them funny, they just sit there and give you the "why" look.

You think that bringing up anything about love will make you popular and cool. Hint hint. It's not working.

It honestly surprises me how someone like you can exist, thinking people are going to like you for the stuff you say.

I bet that you've got a huge red mark on your face from all the girls slapping you in the face for commenting about their tits 5 seconds into conversation.

Christ, about time I got that out of my chest.

Poor kid never wore his shape-ups.

[Derontchi]

Pretty sure there were at least 4 love jokes in there somewhere, Yoshi, or at least they will become love jokes.

[16-Bit Yoshi]

Pretty sure there were at least 4 love jokes in there somewhere, Yoshi, or at least they will become love jokes.

I don't see them but I know tenshi will make sure he'll make them or else his loving ego will kill him.

[Tenshi]

Y'know, you really remind me of one of the most annoying people in my year.

You sit all day making stuffty love jokes and no one finds them funny, they just sit there and give you the "why" look.

You think that bringing up anything about love will make you popular and cool. Hint hint. It's not working.

It honestly surprises me how someone like you can exist, thinking people are going to like you for the stuff you say.

I bet that you've got a huge red mark on your face from all the girls slapping you in the face for commenting about their tits 5 seconds into conversation.

Christ, about time I got that out of my chest.

but I don't like breasts 

[XR-7]

But bae, I can be a better boyfriend than your hand :(

Oh wow that tenth degree burn

Call 911 for me :o

[Tenshi]

Oh wow that tenth degree burn

Call 911 for me :o

you don't need an ambulance, let me just slip on my nurse outfit and take right good care of you ;)

[XR-7]

you don't need an ambulance, let me just slip on my nurse outfit and take right good care of you ;)

I want bandaid stuck on me

[Katadeus]

From my brief experience it kinda sucked a bit
You just get really nervous and then swim fast and then you're done