Hypothesis: Maxx is not alive

[ResonKinetic]

For anything to be considered living/alive, it must fulfill four characteristics:

It must have an organized structure.

It must be capable of reproduction.

It must be able to grow and develop.

It must be able to adapt to changes in its environment.

Maxx does not fulfill these qualities, therefore he is not a living organism. thoughts?  

[Ad Bot]

[Nomel]

virus maybe?

[AcornCake]

oh man

[the hacker]

Alts. He's capable of reproduction.

[WaterOre]

He responds to stimuli (with anger).
He requires energy (to rage).
He's structurally organized (never said mentally).

Alts. He's capable of reproduction.

I'd say he's at least somewhat alive.

[ResonKinetic]

Alts. He's capable of reproduction.

my bad; I'll revise the op

[-Setro-]

He produces waste

[ResonKinetic]

He responds to stimuli (with anger).
He requires energy (to rage).
He's structurally organized (never said mentally).
I'd say he's at least somewhat alive.

arguably

hardly

 

[The Brighter Dark]

the fact that this thread exists is just sad

[WaterOre]

WAIT

New research suggests hypothesis is correct.
They are definitely not the same person.

[Katadeus]

This topic is wonderful

[Yosher]

He's capable of reproduction.

Bags cannot get pregnant.

[Space1255]

Truthful quotes post.

the fact that this thread exists is just sad

are you guys seriously crapping on maxx again like this

no wonder he hates some of you so much

Harassing someone until they can't take it anymore is a rather poor way to do it.

we want him to leave, so let's flame the stuff outta him

forget off you guys.

[Rockinboy2000]

it all makes sense now

[Planr]

are you guys seriously crapping on maxx again like this

no wonder he hates some of you so much