Going to a halloween party as a conspiracy theorist: what to bring?

[Blockaium]

a sign saying the end is near, a shirt that says "THE GOVERNMENT IS WATCHING and an all seeing eye" a tin foil hat and sweat pants along with any shoes. oh also, some reading glasses.

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[Georges]

some reading glasses.

I wear glasses full time

I have a bent pair I could wear, IDK if that'd be good

[Blockaium]

I wear glasses full time

I have a bent pair I could wear, IDK if that'd be good

yeahhhh
oh and maybe if you have one, a messengers bag, and bring a newspaper with a bunch of red marker circles and highlighted words.

[ResonKinetic]

I wear glasses full time

I have a bent pair I could wear, IDK if that'd be good

whatever makes you look like a godforsaken psychopath

[Planr]

It might get a lot of people pissed off but if you wore a shirt that said "9/11 was an inside job" it would fit really well.

[ResonKinetic]

"9/11 was an inside job"

>implying it wasn't

[Derontchi]

Be sure to put a hanger in the tinfoil hat because "it absorbs the radioactive Illuminati mind-control satellite signals". But the hanger has to be all bent and stuff

[Ipquarx]

>implying it wasn't

gr8 b8 m8 i r8 8/8

[Georges]

It might get a lot of people pissed off but if you wore a shirt that said "9/11 was an inside job" it would fit really well.

Yah, I don't really wanna do that one specifically, even though it's really just between me a bunch of pretty close friends

[ResonKinetic]

gr8 b8 m8 i r8 8/8

no h8 or deb8

[Yosher]

tin foil hat, fake messy beard and a bunch of stuff that represents the illuminati

[sir dooble]

I'm surprised no one has suggested you try and do your hair like this;

[Harm94]

its not about the amount of people. its about WHO is allowed to reproduce :p

I remember my school newspaper writing an artic about why giving birth was a privilege and not a right. Of course it was written when that octo-mom was still famous.

[sorrel]

Lol dooble beat me to it

[Scorch]

Keep it simple and true.

Note the see through briefcase, this represents his ability to see both sides of everything he hears/reads, as well as the fact that all the information inside is not blacked out.
The papers appear to be blank, but in fact are printed with invisible ink.
The ruffled suit indicates that he is always on the run from "The Man" and doesn't have time to "give a forget what people think about my appearances."
He wears a tinfoil hat that he purchased from a master craftsman for $333