Going to a halloween party as a conspiracy theorist: what to bring?

[Ipquarx]

uh, but how can I were a fedora if I have a tinfoil hat on

put the tin foil over the fedora

[Ad Bot]

[Harm94]

bring a trench coat

[Couatl]

uh, but how can I were a fedora if I have a tinfoil hat on

[JJJMan4]

put the tin foil over the fedora

Why not a tin foil fedora?!

EDIT: This is why I should check what new replies are about...

[SquartleTurtle]

a picture of matpat

[Georges]

bring some post it notes with conspiracies written on them
" ebola is manmade"
"aliens built the pyramids"
"the new world order is right around the corner"
"population control is a thing"
"9/11 was an inside job"
then stick them all over the house while nobody is looking at you

lol this would be great, but I don't think they'd find them in time. Maybe I'll do it just in my friends room, not all over the house.

[ultimamax]

Bring a posterboard with photos of politicians and pop stars pinned on, red lines drawn between them, and scribble some chicken scratch along the lines about Zion, the Illuminati, and Big Pharma. Draw triangles all over them, as well.

[Mr Man]

Something Illuminati related
Half life 3 shirt
glasses
tinfoil hat
"The end is near" sign (optional)

[JJJMan4]

Bring a posterboard with photos of politicians and pop stars pinned on, red lines drawn between them, and scribble some chicken scratch along the lines about Zion, the Illuminati, and Big Pharma. Draw triangles all over them, as well.

That could be combined with my sandwich board idea.

[Oasis]

"population control is a thing"

lol, if it was whoever's doing it is doing a stuffty job.

[Bisjac]

lol, if it was whoever's doing it is doing a stuffty job.

its not about the amount of people. its about WHO is allowed to reproduce :p

[ßlöükfáce]

buy a discount fedora and trenchcoat

[WaterOre]

lol, if it was whoever's doing it is doing a stuffty job.

That's just what they want you to think, yeah, as soon as the population hits 8 billion—BAM! Restrictions on childbirth! Limitations on marriages! Mass executions of the common man! It's coming, I tell you! It's coming! I garuntee it!

[ultimamax]

That's just what they want you to think, yeah, as soon as the population hits 8 billion—BAM! Restrictions on childbirth! Limitations on marriages! Mass executions of the common man! It's coming, I tell you! It's coming! I garuntee it!

its the gay agenda

[ResonKinetic]

make the trench coat out of tin foil too