Going to a halloween party as a conspiracy theorist: what to bring?

[SeventhSandwich]

where do you guys get your conspiracy nut stereotypes from. most of em are wrong lol.

basement dwelling, hipster, man-child; dont have a lot in common with conspiracy theorists.

its either alien lovers, end of world prepper types, or clean cut guy who is hating on everything political.

yeah I was gonna say, half the people in this thread have conspiracy theorists mixed up with MRAs.

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[Oasis]

The best conspiracy theorist costume you could go as is a guy that doesn't go because he's paranoid that the FBI set up the party to capture him.

Tinfoil those windows, boys.

[danisaac5]

Tinfoil hat
make sure you wear a polo tucked into jeans, ankle high socks, jeans pulled up simon cowellesque, and wear black shoes.

[Georges]

[erifpsiW]

bring a trench coat

Make sure it's made out of tinfoil.

[Georges]

Make sure it's made out of tinfoil.

too much tinfoil

[ResonKinetic]

nice

you still need a fake beard though

and that tinfoil hat isn't shaped enough like a fedora

[Derontchi]

also look really dirty and junky. also be sure to shift your eyes nervously

[Georges]

Guys what kind of clothes should I wear? Raggedy or nice?

[Ipquarx]

raggedy definitely
and make the tinfoil hat shaped more like a fedora like reson said

[Georges]

Nah, I don't wanna do the fedora. I've never heard of anyone having a tinfoil fedora.

[Georges]

Went really well, I won the costume contest. :D

[BlueCreeper]

Went really well, I won the costume contest. :D

Congrats

[Derontchi]

Went really well, I won the costume contest. :D

I claim full credit

You're welcome

[Oasis]

It's not even loving halloween yet...