My sister is illegally holding alcohol

[Alternat¡ve]

Maybe if you got rid of that old yee yee ass haircut you got you'll get some bitches on your richard, or better yet maybe Tanisha'll call your dog ass if she quit loving with that brain surgeon or lawyer she loving wit, brotheraa

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[AricanDarysa]

Replace it with booze, she will get caught faster.

[ResonKinetic]

HOLY stuff THIS BLEW UP FAST

Okay basically just eliminate your options slowly

first, try giving her a "talk"
if that doesn't work, try and set up a situation where she gets found out
if that doesn't work, try and bang her
if that doesn't work, do nothing.

if something bad happens as a result of you doing nothing, tell your parents.

badabingbadaboom

[AricanDarysa]

if that doesn't work, try and set up a situation where she gets found out
if that doesn't work, try and bang her
if that doesn't work, do nothing.

I don't think it works like that.

[ResonKinetic]

I don't think it works like that.

Who says it can't? Quit oppressing me, you linear-minded plebeian.

 

[Lewdan]

snitches get stitches

it's her fault, let her liver get destroyed.

[AricanDarysa]

linear-minded plebeian.

How dare you call me a plebeian!

[Smooth]

replace the booze with bleach, its an old party trick that gets laughs all around.

[Nal]

Let her ruin herself

[McZealot]

it's legal to consume alcohol in a private residence as a minor

[ßlöükfáce]

steal it and drink it yourself

[16-Bit Yoshi]

Bro, I don't see how you're being held back from her saying "I'LL TELL MOM YOU WATCH research"
your mom watched research once
so did your dad
so did she
so did your grandparents
just tell your parents, all your mom and dad will do is "give you the talk" if you're apparently so young that watching research is a crime

[SgtDaemon]

'oh no, my sister entering puberty is doing stuff teens do! Better be a loving starfish and get everyone to find out!!'

Seriously, unless you want to be a stuffhead, don't tell anyone. A lot of people does that kinda stuff. Just leave her alone, she will get noticed if she continues anyways.

also i'm rather surprised i haven't seen a stick it in her pooper reply yet

there damnit it's not 'everyone' now

[XR-7]

'oh no, my sister entering puberty is doing stuff teens do! Better be a loving starfish and get everyone to find out!!'

Seriously, unless you want to be a stuffhead, don't tell anyone. Everyone does that kinda stuff. Just leave her alone, she will get noticed if she continues anyways.

also i'm rather surprised i haven't seen a stick it in her pooper reply yet

That's funny.

When I went through puberty, I was never compelled to drink alcohol. I must be the rotten egg eh?

[Window-Licker]

Everyone does that kinda stuff.

lol

I considered the stick it in her pooper route briefly during my original reply.