Author Topic: experiences with douchebags  (Read 2845 times)

any age, any kind, etc.

>goes to birthday party for kid i don't even know
>get to party room
>kids starts opening presents
>bored, takes out DS
>kid argues that it's his because i took it out during that time
>ignore him
>kid walks up to me and tries to take it out of my hands
>yank it back, runs out of party room
>sits outside playing game
>kid starts making up more stuff
>kid takes DS, throws it on ground and breaks it
>filled with the fullest of rages
>yell at that kid so damn much
>parents pin this on me
>grounded for a month
>didn't get a new DS for a year

I loving hate rich kids. And douchebags. And both combined.

Experiences with other kids, adults, or douchebags like this?

you should've ran away from that rich bitch

id be a tough guy and smash him into the ground

should've hit him in the face and then ran away


>walk into biology class
>sub
>known douchebag walks in
>starts talking to 5 girls at once like he always does
>class happens
>doesn't stop talking
>study hall
>starts tickling and chasing around said girls
>he goes to bathroom
>i take his jacket, put it in trash can full of fertilizer teacher keeps
>shake it up
>he comes back in and starts yelling and swearing for his jacket
>he finds it and takes it out
>threatens to fight me, i just sit
>he does nothing, proving he's all talk
>douchebag acts like we're best friends the next day


Sounds like you're the douchebag.
He deserved it. Like, he had been a douchebag to everyone. Nobody called me a douchebag afterwards, they pretty much supported it.

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He deserved it. Like, he had been a douchebag to everyone. Nobody called me a douchebag afterwards, they pretty much supported it.
This is some fedora wearing tumblr social warrior stuff lol
So much cringe.


i may have already posted this beore but I'm just gonna post it here.

>be in like 4th grade
>have this tough kid in my class
>recess
>forget around with him, call him a motherforgeter jokingly
>he gets pissy
>i try to recuperate
>he pushes me to the cuperate- er, concrete
>sprained hand
>had to wear a cast for the entire week
>crying the entire time
>next day
>i go to the detention room to ask about the punishments
>i learn that he gets one day of lunch detention
>whereas I get suspended for a week
« Last Edit: October 19, 2014, 10:16:06 PM by Zanaran2 »

why are we using greentext, seriously if we at least tried we could be better than this. come on.


>walk into biology class
>sub
>known douchebag walks in
>starts talking to 5 girls at once like he always does
>class happens
>doesn't stop talking
>study hall
>starts tickling and chasing around said girls
>he goes to bathroom
>i take his jacket, put it in trash can full of fertilizer teacher keeps
>shake it up
>he comes back in and starts yelling and swearing for his jacket
>he finds it and takes it out
>threatens to fight me, i just sit
>he does nothing, proving he's all talk
>douchebag acts like we're best friends the next day


yeah sounds unprovoked
also beta af


You Decide whose the douche cause i dunno.

>be me at lunch with friend in 6th grade
>jokingly plan a prank
>tell friend to do prank
>tells me to do it
>Challenge Accepted
>i go home to do said prank
>mission- "Destroy Person's WHOLE Home In Minecraft Server"
>He logs in
>get yelled at and asks to see my inv.
>mod doesnt do what he says
>he threatens me
>I leave
>Go to School next day
>Person bullies me for days cause i did prank
>mum calls school when i said no calling
>he gets suspended for week
>Everyone calls me a snitch
>Still called snitch after 3 years

>everyones also a cigarettegola (opinions)
>Meant for a joke
>Didnt Want A Fight.
« Last Edit: October 19, 2014, 10:39:26 PM by maplelink64 »

>wants food
>brother comes with me
>bike is broken
>walks instead
>walking to walmart
>see a circle k
>want candy
>stranger with a circle k drink walking towards us
>walks by us
>douchebag in car
>honks at us while passing by
>brother yells "screw you!"
>stranger flips off driver