experiences with douchebags

[Blockzillahead]

i may have already posted this beore but I'm just gonna post it here.

>be in like 4th grade
>have this tough kid in my class
>recess
>forget around with him, call him a motherforgeter jokingly
>he gets pissy
>i try to recuperate
>he pushes me to the cuperate- er, concrete
>sprained hand
>had to wear a cast for the entire week
>crying the entire time
>next day
>i go to the detention room to ask about the punishments
>i learn that he gets one day of lunch detention
>whereas I get suspended for a week

"whats up motherforgeter!"
*gets pushed to the ground*

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[Blockaium]

>1st grade
>i had anger issues ok, but i dont anymore
>i was sad for some reason i dont remember
>some rich bitch and her friend in the edge of class lining up to go outside
>bitch laughed at me with her friend
>i got up, pissed, picked up someones paper back book
>threw across the room, smack dab in the middle of the bitches face, no kidding
>kicked out of that private school forever
>still dont know how to throw a football
this is seriously a true story i kid you not

[Col. Burton]

>still dont know how to throw a football

what does this have to do with anything

edit: what does this have to do with the greentext

[Slate521]

what does this have to do with anything

I can't throw a football. I don't blame him. It's a valuable life skill.

[Echoes]

I can't throw a football. I don't blame him. It's a valuable life skill.

It really is. :c

[the hacker]

Yeah, I've had my experience with douchebags. I'm on this forum.

[warble]

>wants food
>brother comes with me
>bike is broken
>walks instead
>walking to walmart
>see a circle k
>want candy
>stranger with a circle k drink walking towards us
>walks by us
>douchebag in car
>honks at us while passing by
>brother yells "screw you!"
>stranger flips off driver

wut?

[warble]

>In a parking lot outside school
>Guy in the drumline who loves to insult and put down anyone he knows or doesn't know for his own pleasure
>we've non-purposefully parked next to eachother
>He had a beat up 2002 Chrysler Sebring,(pic below) with multiple visible dents, curb scrapes and rust
>I had my Celica (pic below)
>1987-1989 Celicas are known for bad starters and starter issues, but I didnt expect him to know that
>He and some other kids in the drumline get in his car and as I crank mine for the first time it doesn't start which is very normal
>I crank the second time and it starts
>he leans out his window, and comments "That's why you have that thing, it's a piece of stuff"
>Thunderous laughter from inside his car


Being a car guy, this hurt me deep inside, but 2 months later the sebring's transmission died and i offered him a tow with my dad's box truck. He didn't take me up on it but Oh sweet revenge.

[ßlöükfáce]

wut?

tl;dr a douche in his car honked at me while driving by

[Blockaium]

what does this have to do with anything

perfectly threw book into bitches face
can not perfectly throw football

[Clone v.117]

I was a douchebag as a kid.
#repentbulllying

[Clix]

You Decide whose the douche cause i dunno.

>be me at lunch with friend in 6th grade
>jokingly plan a prank
>tell friend to do prank
>tells me to do it
>Challenge Accepted
>i go home to do said prank
>mission- "Destroy Person's WHOLE Home In Minecraft Server"
>He logs in
>get yelled at and asks to see my inv.
>mod doesnt do what he says
>he threatens me
>I leave
>Go to School next day
>Person bullies me for days cause i did prank
>mum calls school when i said no calling
>he gets suspended for week
>Everyone calls me a snitch
>Still called snitch after 3 years

>everyones also a cigarettegola (opinions)
>Meant for a joke
>Didnt Want A Fight.

People are bullied in your school over minecraft?
Also, what was he suspended for?

[Blockaium]

People are bullied in your school over minecraft?
Also, what was he suspended for?

hardcore cyberbulling with extra creepers

[mp7964]

So many 6th grade stories lmao

[Landmineman4000²]

Looks like you should've settled it in smash