Only sort of scenario is with this richardhead who was in my College (highschool) Classical Civilisations class.
In first year, in our small class of about 12, Jack was alright. Kind of show-offy, always had to be the one to answer a question or question what we're being told (usually wrongly).
He's good for a laugh though everynow and then. Little bit of tension between him, myself and my best friend Tom, since he was constantly annoying with his views on everything, and thinking he was a know-it-all.
Second year comes about, and Jack has a history of having annoyed people at his Secondary school.
Tom and I come from the same secondary school, Jack comes from another and lots of our friends come from that same one too.
One day, Max, a friend of Toms who goes to a different college, but was from Jack's secondary school is at our college (dunno why, just was). We and a bunch of friends are sitting and chatting, and it kind of turns to 'Lad' behaviour.
Tom has next class, politics, with Jack. He and Max stupidly decide that they're going to pull a stupid prank on Jack.
Max is wearing a white T-Shirt and a buttoned shirt on top. Max asks him to write on his T-Shirt "Jack is a Cunt".
Tom, obliges. Max buttons up his shirt.
Tom leads Max to his next lesson, and waiting outside is Jack. They have a chat, and while it's going on, Max slowly unbuttons his shirt, revealing his T-shirt and "Jack is a Cunt".
Jack takes a while to notice it, but does, and has a straight face, and asks why does Max have that. It's clearly not gotten the reaction expected, and Max just says it was a joke, and soon after, Max leaves.
Tom sits next to Jack for the lesson and Jack doesn't say a word, clearly not in a good mood.
Next day, I'm in Classics waiting for people to arrive. Jack turns up, but Tom doesn't.
I see Tom later on, and he tells me that he was just in a meeting with our "Respect Officer", and that he's got a formal warning about his behaviour.
Jack went home the night before, told his parents, who phoned the police.
The police phoned the College, and they had words with Tom, and they phoned Max's college to have words with Max.
Max got off with no warning at all from his college. THey didn't give a stuff because it didn't happen at their college.
Tom is on a warning (meaning further behaviour could have him expelled), and Jack is now in college basically telling every single mutual teacher and friend of Jack and Tom's, to put Tom in a bad light.
He even went so far in his complaints to try and get people to come forward as witnesses to find out WHO supplied them with the PEN.
Tom decides to cut his losses, and just not interact with Jack at all. Because he truly is a cunt now, and he'll just stir stuff up.
Later on in the week, Tom is walking through the foyer with another friend, Henry.
They pass Jack, and Henry stops to chat and joke.
Jack happens to be the president of the Student Union (and last year Tom and I ran against him as a joke because he was obsessed with the position).
Henry makes some stuffty joke about whether or not Jack can get him expelled since he's the President. Tom says nothing at all.
Next day, Tom sends me a message saying he had been called in to the Respect Officer again, and he's been suspended from college for a week.
For being there when someone else made a joke.
I happened to be the Vice President of the Student Union (Tom ran against Jack, and I ran as Tom's running partner). I resign from the SU because I'm not going to work with such a stuffhead.
Jack goes and chats to Henry, and actually gets him to replace me as Vice President.
The person who made the joke in the first place, which got Tom suspended, is then put in as Vice President by the President, who he insulted!
Jack is a grade A cunt, and when we were in Rome with our Classics class he tripped down some marble stairs and sprained his ankle.
I spent the entire time hoping it had broken.
