Author Topic: Are Babies Dishwasher safe?? (Read 20603 times)

Smooth · October 22, 2014, 12:09:04 PM

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Georges · October 22, 2014, 12:12:56 PM

It depends on how much plastic surgery the baby has gone through. If there's too much plastic, the baby might begin to melt.

nickpb1 · October 22, 2014, 12:14:41 PM

Quote from: Georges on October 22, 2014, 12:12:56 PM

It depends on how much plastic surgery the baby has gone through. If there's too much plastic, the baby might begin to melt.

Okay real talk i kinda wanna see a Michael Jackson baby melt now :/

Smooth · October 22, 2014, 12:16:04 PM

Quote from: Georges on October 22, 2014, 12:12:56 PM

It depends on how much plastic surgery the baby has gone through. If there's too much plastic, the baby might begin to melt.

profesional plastic surgery is to expensive, i just inject him with cement. it looks the same nobody notices.

Smooth · October 22, 2014, 12:17:23 PM

Quote from: nickpb1 on October 22, 2014, 12:14:41 PM

Okay real talk i kinda wanna see a Michael Jackson baby melt now :/

i stopped looking after this, i forgot how much of a mannequin he looks like...

Georges · October 22, 2014, 12:26:05 PM

Quote from: Smooth on October 22, 2014, 12:17:23 PM

i stopped looking after this, i forgot how much of a mannequin he looks like...

That is horrifying.

nickpb1 · October 22, 2014, 12:28:02 PM

Still wanna see a baby melt lol

Blake1 · October 22, 2014, 12:40:06 PM

Ipquarx · October 22, 2014, 12:43:22 PM

valid
its a known fact that messes are gravitationally and magnetically attracted to babies

Georges · October 22, 2014, 12:47:55 PM

teaching textbooks

i recognize that problem. it's in their geometry course, I recently had that problem.

XR-7 · October 22, 2014, 01:04:50 PM

Quote from: Georges on October 22, 2014, 12:47:55 PM

teaching textbooks

i recognize that problem. it's in their geometry course, I recently had that problem.

Same here. 2011.

Just so long as the dishwasher isn't set too hot, the baby shouldn't melt. Just make sure it can't touch the rotating parts. You may have to remove the top rack of the dishwasher if it is a particularly large one. I also recommend letting them hang dry outside for best results.

Electrk. · October 22, 2014, 01:05:44 PM

Just use bleach and steel wool if you really want to get the job done.

nickpb1 · October 22, 2014, 01:20:01 PM

Quote from: XR-7 on October 22, 2014, 01:04:50 PM

Same here. 2011.

Just so long as the dishwasher isn't set too hot, the baby shouldn't melt. Just make sure it can't touch the rotating parts. You may have to remove the top rack of the dishwasher if it is a particularly large one. I also recommend letting them hang dry outside for best results.

I believe the noose was designed for this exact purpose

XR-7 · October 22, 2014, 01:24:47 PM

Quote from: nickpb1 on October 22, 2014, 01:20:01 PM

I believe the noose was designed for this exact purpose

Yep. In 1800, back before most people had dishwashers/washing machines, they just tossed their kid into a bucket of water, shoved it up against a washboard, and voil� you have a clean wet baby. But who wants a wet baby??

It hung on racks quite nicely with a noose keeping it from falling. We wouldn't want the baby to break its legs.

Smooth · October 22, 2014, 02:05:47 PM

Quote from: nickpb1 on October 22, 2014, 12:28:02 PM

Still wanna see a baby melt lol

good enough