Author Topic: Are Babies Dishwasher safe??  (Read 20641 times)

You said in the OP that you wanted to throw the baby in. This kills the baby. Instead, carefully place the baby in the dishwasher.

That's not the problem. The problem is that throwing the baby in might damage the dishwasher.

smooth still does not live up to name

you don't want the baby taking a stuff all over him

if i wanted to be banned this would be the perfect time to put up a funny link of a dead baby in a dryer

smooth still does not live up to name
What if i smoothly put the baby in the dishwasher??

« Last Edit: October 23, 2014, 11:04:25 AM by Smooth »

if i wanted to be banned this would be the perfect time to put up a funny link of a dead baby in a dryer
Is it melted?

I recommend a warm rinse, as hot is bad for babies. My main concern is drowning him/her, so set it as small load. It'll probably get knocked around enough to get fully cleaned without the drowning factor.
Children, on the other hand, can better handle the heat and know how to hold their breath, so you can go warm-hot, though warm is probably better for it. Based on their age, set it to medium or large load.

One method I practice is to keep my children tied up before getting them all hot and wet, this way they don't squirm around and break the washer.

One method I practice is to keep my children tied up before getting them all hot and wet, this way they don't squirm around


Check to see if the babies are diswasher safe. Sometimes you have to take an ax and cut out all of the entrails and look for a note that says "dws".

i heard somewhere that babies remain operational at up to 4000 degrees kelvin

no wait

i heard somewhere that babies remain operational at up to 4000 degrees kelvin

no wait
wait. who is this kelvin fella and why are you telling him this
is he in this thread
you piece of stuff you cannot hide forever


acorncake is kelvin without an L.

go lynch him quick