Whiteboard Adventures: Ch2: A Pirates Life!

[Ladios]

-->put on the bow tie You are now wearing the bow tie. You feel especially stylish now, man those people would feel dumb not inviting you to their heartday party could they see how cool you look now. It feels a bit loose around your neck. It was made for a penguin after all.

--> bravely exit door while trying to remember name You strut triumphantly onto the deck of the ship, your bowtie endowing you with renewed self confidence over your appearance. The fact that you cannot remember your name is a scary one, so this reassurance over identity is quite pleasing. You are the guy in the bowtie. Yeah, that sounds suave. Yes, sir! There is nothing that can scare you now...

!!!


Bwahaawaahah!! Scary Lightning!!! D:

The dread inducing pirate would like to know who is this lilly-liverred scallywag stowing away on it's ship?

[Ad Bot]

[TristanLuigi]

> remove hallucinogenic bowtie and offer to give it back to the penguin.

[Bomberguy]

>grab folding chair and sit down and watch everyone calmly
>fap
>masturbate
>rapegang
give bowtie to penguin

[Electrk.]

--> I am Dr. Magnus III. I have been sent to aid you on your mission!

[Electrk.]

did I kill it

[Ladios]

--> remove hallucinogenic bowtie

You do so, however it does not change the fact that you are on a motionless boat.

-->give bowtie to penguin

The penguin is pleased with the return of its formal attire.

--> I am Dr. Magnus III. I have been sent to aid you on your mission! Great, the Pirate has been looking for a doctor to join it's crew for some time now, and even one with a fake totally made-up name like yours would do. The Pirate requests that you to swab the decks, batten down the hatches, and heave-hoe you scurvy dog.

[Ladios]

Chapter Two: A Pirates Life!

You are on this boat, in case that wasn't obvious.

[WaterOre]

--> warn the captain of the leak you previously found

[BlueCreeper]

--> follow the captain's orders

[Ladios]

--> warn the captain of the leak you previously found The catain has had it up to here with lame puns pertaining to their rediculous booty obtained from the last raided ship. It had no idea the ship didn't have any gold, and wants people to get of its back and if it hears one last joke about leeks it will have you thrown overboard. Just look at that scowl. How intimidating. You are surprised the captain doesn't have you hung by your ankles for such disrespect.

--> follow the captain's orders To prove you are not such a landlubber, you attempt to fasten the cunningham or something? You really have no idea what you are doing; this is far too complicated. At this point you begin to notice that the vessel is moving backwards. You think. Given your apparent lack of knowledge about boats, who knows?

[Daswiruch]

the whiteboard??
that furry comic about paintball??

[SWAT One]

I don't think you'll convince the captain that his ship is a Rustuffe cargo ship.   

[}]Crazy[{]

have an odd feeling that your stronger than the captain..
fight him.

[Ladios]

	>the whiteboard?? that furry comic about paintball?? You become distracted with thoughts about... some otter with shades? Right well while you are blumbering about you hear the Captain shouting something about a headwind.
	>I don't think you'll convince the captain that his ship is a Rustuffe cargo ship. The Captain becomes increasingly agitated at your complete lack of responsibility and demands your assitance instead of standing around daydreaming about unrelated matters.

>fight him.


The Captain has had it up to here with your insolence and mutinous behavior and initiates combat.

[Electrk.]

--> Break down and cry uncontrollably, profusely apologizing in between blubbering sobs