cannabis city (a user-generated tale) (chaptr two) -i'm not dead-

[Derontchi]

She goes inside and tried to order her favorite item, "burrweedo" and it turned out to be a limited time thing, so she decided to fight the entire staff in her rage.


This is based off an experience I had on Tuesday at Taco Bell

[Ad Bot]

[Nonnel]

She gets pink-eye

[Satan From Wreck-It-Ralph]

jack in the box

[Tudoreleu]

take literally every taco in the store

[Bomberguy]

go home

[ghost_man]

turn taco bell into giant pile of weed using head magic

[plad101]

Burn the taco bell and snort up the ashes.

[ResonKinetic]

She goes inside and tried to order her favorite item, "burrweedo" and it turned out to be a limited time thing, so she decided to fight the entire staff in her rage.


This is based off an experience I had on Tuesday at Taco Bell

Upon discovery that her favorite item on the menu is no longer available, she goes into a blind fury and rotary-slaps the entire staff.



The force of the citizen's slaps are so great that the employees are splattered against the wall.

She gets pink-eye

The citizen's slaps were also so hard that she damaged her hands in the fight she got herself into. The ensuing tears wound up giving her pink-eye. Well, at least whatever qualifies as pink-eye considering her optical condition.

jack in the box

To comfort herself, she jacks into a box that she found floating around.

take literally every taco in the store

Feeling better now, but still hungry, our citizen steals a truck and rams it into the taco-bell, loading up every taco in the fast-food restaurant.

turn taco bell into giant pile of weed using head magic

The citizen, requiring more weed, earnestly attempts to turn the Taco Bell restaurant into a pile of weed using head magic. Miraculously, she succeeds in weeds. This citizen now has low-level, particular psychic powers.

Burn the taco bell and snort up the ashes.

What good is a pile of weed if you don't blaze it? Our Citizen ignites the weed pile that was once a Taco Bell and begins snorting it.

[Total Logic]

A WILD SNOOP DAWG APPEARED!! and offers some sweet dank to this bitch.

[ResonKinetic]

go home

A WILD SNOOP DAWG APPEARED!! and offers some sweet dank to this bitch.

After unloading the tacos into her apartment, Snoop Dogg appears before the citizen and offers her some hot stuff.

However, he wants to know the citizen's name.

WHAT IS HER NAME?

[Total Logic]

Wendy KFCmcBurgerBell. Is this ho's name, Snoop doggy dawg hands that sweet stash over to her and THEY BLAZE THE stuff OUT OF IT.

And eventually she wakes up from the drug rush to find that snoop dog is dead.

Good job.

[ResonKinetic]

Wendy KFCmcBurgerBell. Is this ho's name, Snoop doggy dawg hands that sweet stash over to her and THEY BLAZE THE stuff OUT OF IT.

And eventually she wakes up from the drug rush to find that snoop dog is dead.

Good job.

The Citizen's name is determined to be Wendy KFCmcBurgerBell. After formalities are established, Wendy and Snoop blaze the stuff out of that sweet weed stash.





At the end of the 12-hour weed-induced stupor, Wendy wakes up to find her weed partner dead from overdosing, as well as having him being converted to Cannabis City standard.

[Satan From Wreck-It-Ralph]

eat snoop's bones

[Nonnel]

get pregnant

[Rigel]

get pregnant

with snoop's child