Author Topic: i am locked out of my house in 40 degree weather  (Read 3388 times)

im having the time of my life right now
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Break a window or go for a walk to the nearest store

im having the time of my life right now
have you never felt this way before?

This has happened to me more than once. I just went and hung out at the neighbor's house until someone came back.

Rape your phone's cpu with badly coded apps to make it function as a hand warmer.

Rape your phone's cpu with badly coded apps to make it function as a hand warmer.
exactly bwhat I'm doing
But I'm going to be here for a few hours so
This has happened to me more than once. I just went and hung out at the neighbor's house until someone came back.
I hate my neighbors and they hate me

spend your last hours on the BL:F
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exactly bwhat I'm doing
But I'm going to be here for a few hours soI hate my neighbors and they hate me
Well maybe you should be a better neighbor in the future.

This happened to me in 3rd grade. I locked the door as I left to head for the bus stop, but it turns out I missed my bus. My mom had already left for the day and I had no key, so I ended up sitting outside from roughly 6:30 to 3:30 in about 40 degree weather. I would have walked to a store or something, but I kinda lived in the middle of the woods.

spend your last hours on the BL:F
B)
Jeff we ride together we die together
Well maybe you should be a better neighbor in the future.
No neighbor likes hearing what I do
Trust me, you don't wanna know

Jeff we ride together we die togetherNo neighbor likes hearing what I do
Trust me, you don't wanna know
He may not want to know, but I do B)

Also, assuming you live in a neighborhood with people in it, there isn't really a vehicle in your driveway that is open is there? I had to crawl into one of our vehicles once in like -30 weather and try to stay warm through the magic of an old grandma kilt my mom keeps in her truck in case of emergencies.

Jeff we ride together we die togetherNo neighbor likes hearing what I do
Trust me, you don't wanna know
Well you don't outright tell them you're going to forget their dog just like I didn't straight out say I was going to rape their children.

He may not want to know, but I do B)

Also, assuming you live in a neighborhood with people in it, there isn't really a vehicle in your driveway that is open is there? I had to crawl into one of our vehicles once in like -30 weather and try to stay warm through the magic of an old grandma kilt my mom keeps in her truck in case of emergencies.
screaming about golf
And no, I don't even have a sweater lol

haha i hope churchill pulls up in their truck and beats you up

give us a screenshot of your yard so we know what you can do