Area 51 scientist's deathbed video: UFOs are real, aliens have federal jobs

[Nonnel]

dolphins are smarter than us

[Ad Bot]

[Jubel]

So long and thanks for all the fish.

[Refticus]

other things on the website.

i think this might be satire 100% true.

[Yosher]

loving reptilians, i knew it

[WhoStole MahCar]

Well the universe is so large that it could be considered near-infinite for us. That probably means that there are near-infinite life in our near-infinite universe. Much like there are other insects in the near-infinite earth.

Idk

[Nonnel]

The thing that eats my ass is how many wars have probably happened while our planet was discovering the wheel

[Oasis]

Who was this?

Me, about an hour ago.

as stupid as the things humans do, we are the smartest species ever discovered (by ourselves)

It's not what we do its what we are. An intelligent species would have solved simple problems that our society has had for decades by now. We're just a glorified ant colony with some space capability.

[Frostbyte]

I'd actually like coolbro aliens to say hi to us and give us their space travel technology.

Who's up for a trip to the moon today kids?

[WhoStole MahCar]

Id like to befriend an alien, but the worlds government would kidnap them and extract for technology which they will use to kill ourselves and the aliens, probably.

[Qwepir]

I don't believe intelligent life is even on Earth.

Oh boy, again with this stupid stuff that every pseudointellectual and their mother just loves to parrot.

An intelligent species would have solved simple problems that our society has had for decades by now.

And you even threw in some no-true-scotsman for extra potato credit, good on you.

[Frostbyte]

Id like to befriend an alien, but the worlds government would kidnap them and extract for technology which they will use to kill ourselves and the aliens, probably.

Atleast we'd have lasers tho :v

Then again you could have a cool adventure with alien bro escaping the government.

[Bloody Mary]

It's not what we do its what we are. An intelligent species would have solved simple problems that our society has had for decades by now. We're just a glorified ant colony with some space capability.

Are you kidding me? Humans are, bar none, the most intelligent animal on earth. And simple problems tend to be inherent to the system; corruption will always infest democracy to at least some extent, for example. That's just how it is. Not every problem can be solved and not every problem needs to be solved.

[Tayasaurus]

guys do you remember that one book where, Humans are finally contacted by aliens, but the because the aliens were surprised we didn't contact them first cus we were the most powerful species in the universe but we were holding back because we didn't know how to use our brains properly.

[Rigel]

guys do you remember that one book where, Humans are finally contacted by aliens, but the because the aliens were surprised we didn't contact them first cus we were the most powerful species in the universe but we were holding back because we didn't know how to use our brains properly.

I refuse to believe our universal or even galactic power is strong before we have interstellar travel and lasers/plasma cannons to go with our entrepreneur ed-out space ships.

[Tenshi]

I read this this morning when I woke up and just blew it off but now that I'm high I kind of believe it.

I wish you'd blow me off sometime



loveually

not plans wise