Area 51 scientist's deathbed video: UFOs are real, aliens have federal jobs

[Oasis]

Are you kidding me? Humans are, bar none, the most intelligent animal on earth. And simple problems tend to be inherent to the system; corruption will always infest democracy to at least some extent, for example. That's just how it is. Not every problem can be solved and not every problem needs to be solved.

No stuff? I didn't say we weren't the most intelligent animals on earth.

Oh boy, again with this stupid stuff that every pseudointellectual and their mother just loves to parrot.
And you even threw in some no-true-scotsman for extra potato credit, good on you.

Jesus, someone stuff in your cereal this morning?

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[ResonKinetic]

Jesus, someone stuff in your cereal this morning?

Qwepir is always acting like a richard for some reason.

but you're a huge friend for knocking humanity down because of petty disputes

[Qwepir]

Jesus, someone stuff in your cereal this morning?

And as a matter of fact, no, my cereal was perfectly fine, considering how much has to be done to get those oats from the ground to my breakfast bowl. Not like that matters much to you, I mean, any ant colony can handle the logistics of mass farming, manufacturing, and distribution. But really, tell me more. Go ahead and use this globe-spanning information network as a platform for your rants about how humanity isn't "intelligent life" because people are meanies.

[ZombieDude]

I mean, if you were an area 51 scientist, wouldn't it be hilarious to say aliens are real then die?

[comr4de]

It's not what we do its what we are. An intelligent species would have solved simple problems that our society has had for decades by now. We're just a glorified ant colony with some space capability.

[Blockzillahead]

why the hell cant they upload the images online. goddamn it I can barely see whats going on in the photos shown

[tnatsissA]

It's not what we do its what we are. An intelligent species would have solved simple problems that our society has had for decades by now. We're just a glorified ant colony with some space capability.

But could we forget em'?

[John Freeman]

WAIT
ARMSTRONG IS DEAD
WHAT THE forget

I didn't know either lol

[Bloody Mary]

No stuff? I didn't say we weren't the most intelligent animals on earth.

So then what's even your point? Humans aren't truly intelligent because their societies still have problems? If we were truly as smart as we claim we'd all live in one big utopia? Any civilization has issues.

[Renousim]

“Two possibilities exist: either we are alone in the Universe or we are not. Both are equally terrifying.”
 

[Oasis]

Any civilization has issues.

How could you possibly state that? The only civilization we know of has been created by mankind...

[Bloody Mary]

How could you possibly state that? The only civilization we know of has been created by mankind...

Every recorded civilization has or had issues. Heck, I bet you could find some dysfunctional ant colonies or something where the queen goes crazy, I dunno. I'm not sure why you're entering the realm of the hypothetical when talking about civilization; there's not any basis for thinking that alien civilizations wouldn't be imperfect like ours.

[comr4de]

How could you possibly state that? The only civilization we know of has been created by mankind...

http://www.theonion.com/articles/guy-in-philosophy-class-needs-to-shut-the-forget-up,1804/

[Bisjac]

this is only like the 10th death bed area 51 testimony.
there are still doubters lol. like these old dudes are all just in on a big joke.

[Oasis]

http://www.theonion.com/articles/guy-in-philosophy-class-needs-to-shut-the-forget-up,1804/

Constructive, thanks.

Every recorded civilization has or had issues. Heck, I bet you could find some dysfunctional ant colonies or something where the queen goes crazy, I dunno. I'm not sure why you're entering the realm of the hypothetical when talking about civilization; there's not any basis for thinking that alien civilizations wouldn't be imperfect like ours.

There's not any basis for thinking anything about alien civilizations. And when talking about stuff like this, its all hypothetical.