Author Topic: carrot Generator (SFW) (Read 3559 times)

the hacker · November 04, 2014, 06:11:08 PM

"the ion cannon"
interjects contraceptive

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Riot · November 04, 2014, 06:16:11 PM

I call it the McRibs. It's 33 inches long.

This is what it feels like.

Bomberguy · November 04, 2014, 06:21:41 PM

I call this one the jizz generator

the hacker · November 04, 2014, 06:23:41 PM

I call this one the jizz generator

That's not a carrot, that's a Guantanamo Bay interrogation device.

77x5ghost2 · November 04, 2014, 06:34:53 PM

The Black Hole

umm guys i think i broke physics

fireking · November 04, 2014, 06:43:56 PM

it's a fleshlight

WaterOre · November 04, 2014, 07:25:51 PM

it's a bowl for eating ramen

PowerDag · November 04, 2014, 07:37:35 PM

|Orange| · November 04, 2014, 07:41:07 PM

-very pointy snip-

"The Hole(y) Lance"

SQUAR3D · November 04, 2014, 07:46:11 PM

i call this one the lamp

McZealot · November 18, 2014, 07:31:54 PM

bump

build more carrots

Ipquarx · November 18, 2014, 07:32:19 PM

i call this one the lamp

assuming one was able to get this in their ass
how would one get it out

the hacker · November 18, 2014, 07:49:34 PM

build more carrots

I would if it worked on my laptop :(

ghost_man · November 18, 2014, 07:57:06 PM

assuming one was able to get this in their ass
how would one get it out

why would you want to shove a lamp up your ass

*FacePalm* · November 18, 2014, 08:00:07 PM

shove a jet engine up your ass