huge cysts on snake (NOT SAFE FOR LIFE)

[Rigel]

evolution of smegma

doctor, NOW

just hope it isn't a hot nurse

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[Mouse droidz 21]

Go to a doctor, NOW

[Vinska]

just hope it isn't a hot nurse

why not? you want some crusty old dude touchin' his wang?

[newspeed12]

Anyway, tell your parents.

"Mom, I jerked off too hard and now I have cysts on my snake."

[blockguy™]

have you forgeted a street whore recently?

[HowlingBanshee]

have you forgeted a street whore recently?

Or anyone ever, unprotected that is?

[McZealot]

guys i'm pretty sure its a bug bite. its not like i have herpies.

[sir dooble]

"Mom, I jerked off too hard and now I have cysts on my snake."

Better than "Mom, I got cysts and cuts on my snake, but didn't tell anyone and now I have penile sepsis and am risking permanent damage to my snake and fertility".

Anyway, I googled this a little bit, and I want to share what's probably an even more disturbing penile cyst story in the first comment.
http://www.steadyhealth.com/Sebaceous_Cyst_on_snake_Shaft__seriously_t103054.html
Do NOT do this.

[Kishgal Ys]

guys i'm pretty sure its a bug bite. its not like i have herpies.

That's not what a cyst is.

[WaterOre]

You could try finding someone to drain it for you

[Zay]

what the forget zealot

do you only shower like once a year?

[Nal]

I just gagged on my loving bus

[sir dooble]

I just gagged on my loving bus

You must have a really big mouth.

[Nonnel]

my lord

[Nal]

You must have a really big mouth.

I had that coming