How do I make people learn that hugs are warm?

[Maxwell.]

this makes me want to turn into a bully and beat you up

loving do it lol

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[Aide33]

Man, I'm not young enough to know how to counter that. Now I feel old.

Requesting immediate assistance!

airstrike inbound

[Jaxx]

Man, I'm not young enough to know how to counter that. Now I feel old.

Requesting immediate assistance!

only way i can help in this situation is dry humping.

[ResonKinetic]

Man, I'm not young enough to know how to counter that. Now I feel old.

Requesting immediate assistance!

you don't have to counter it

just let me touch you ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[Tokthree]

you don't have to counter it

just let me touch you ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

only way i can help in this situation is dry humping.

Sic him, Jaxx!

[Jaxx]

Sic him, Jaxx!

i would be dry humping you to prove him wrong.

[Tokthree]

i would be dry humping you to prove him wrong.

Too late to specify now, I found the loophole in your offer. Now get on him and get humping!

[ResonKinetic]

please sic me anyway Ahhhhh!~

[Jaxx]

[ResonKinetic]

ONEE-CHAAAN~~~~

[Rigel]

i promote full-body contact with strangers

My man.

-snip-

dear god, why

[Tokthree]

Success!

* Tokthree rides away on his bicycle while they're distracted.

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[ResonKinetic]

Success!

* Tokthree rides away on his bicycle while they're distracted.

* Tokthree has left the thread*

someone had to post that for you

did you hire a secretary? can i meet her 

[Dreams_Of_Cheese]

No, and Oxytocin doesn't really have a smell to it.

this is why i think you're mad aspergers
i know oxytocin is scentless, and even if it wasn't its all in your brain and theirs no way someone else would even know its there
just stop trying to hug strangers, you're forgetin weird

[Rally]

But it IS.

It provides warmth, and maybe even makes the body generate Oxytocin! Who doesn't like Oxytocin?

You know what else provides warmth, without invading people's personal space? A sweater.

You know what else generates Oxytocin? Recognizable social status, social recognition, social inclusion, social success. You wont get there with a pillow pet.

I wasn't expecting this kind of response, until I remembered that this was BLF.

Yes, the BLF. A group of strikingly normal teenagers. You somehow don't fit into this group.