Diagnose me, BLF.

[Maxwell.]

Or its Ebola.

Ebola.

Genetalia Cancerola

p-spot cancer

autism

just asperger's, but be alarmed not for it is a common sickness you will find throughout the forums!

Its a government experiment with alien life forms. You didn't eat the cupcake in your mailbox on Saturday did you??

a hangover, and beat throat from too much weed

There's a large growth coming from my ass, It bleeds every so often too.

I'm guessing here, rabid monkey ass flu?

homoloveuality

you have an ancient curse called herpes

[Ad Bot]

[SWAT One]

Eat an orange or two and drink lotsa water and get as much rest as you can.

[tnatsissA]

gay

[SgtDaemon]

this happens when you bang too much bitches in one night
you really need to limit yourself, or your richard might just explode

[Crispy_]

you have a serious issureant of the gayloveuality

[Refticus]

ebolaids.

it's both ebola and aids bundled into one neat package.

[WaterOre]

why are you asking a forum filled with male teens to diagnose you with a disease that could complicate while you wait for an answer

[ßlöükfáce]

here lies op, he ran fast and died a virgin if you get the reference

[McJobless]

why are you asking a forum filled with male teens to diagnose you with a disease that could complicate while you wait for an answer

Because I knew the answer but I wanted to see what BLF thinks. Laughing helps and you guys are all funny forgets 

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I went to sleep for about 9 hours, and now the only thing I have left is the sore throat, so I'm going to take some lozenges and drink plenty of water and honey tea while at college today. Not looking forward to going to class since I want to study for my driving exam (part 2), but what can you do...

[Lego lad]

Its happening

[Blockaium]

a spoonful of vinegar instantly stops heartburn/acidreflux. because its acid and the stomach decides there is enough and quits overmaking its own.
but the downside is, you have to take a spoonful of vinegar XD

acid reflux isnt when it overproduces acid, the nasty little flesh gate between your stomach and esophagus stays open.

[SeventhSandwich]

I went to sleep for about 9 hours, and now the only thing I have left is the sore throat, so I'm going to take some lozenges and drink plenty of water and honey tea while at college today. Not looking forward to going to class since I want to study for my driving exam (part 2), but what can you do...

When you cough, cover with your elbow not your hand.

People who cough into their hand are essentially just spreading disease to whatever they touch (which is everything).

[Thunderstrike]

You habe the Green Flu from Left 4 Dead(A zombie Virus)

[Ragequit]

a spoonful of vinegar instantly stops heartburn/acidreflux. because its acid and the stomach decides there is enough and quits overmaking its own.
but the downside is, you have to take a spoonful of vinegar XD

or u could take some tums y'know

[McJobless]

So, using my special medication, I've been gradually more able to talk over the day, and now my throat is nowhere near as bad as yesterday.

In case anybody cared.

Which none of you do.