King of the hill (because redconer's died)

[pefu19]

my stig destroys everybody, builds reinforcements and a castle on hill with miniguns and rocket launchers and stuff
i use it to defend my hill
my hill.

[Ad Bot]

[Nicepoint]

In nuke earth again and pile up the remains of your precious stig.

My sthill

[Rigel]

40 Unicorns charge Nicepoint and stab him to bits.

The charred land regrows into beautiful, thick foliage.

My hill of clop.

[TristanLuigi]

I puke all over the hill because ew clopping

You and your unicorns drown in the puke

The puke is absorbed into the ground, providing nutrients to the plants, making them even lusher, and a rainstorm cleans up the rest. My hill.

[Nicepoint]

I napalm the earth and pile up some remains of your precious forests.

My hill

[Alyx Vance]

I smack you to the bad point.

Mine and Lego's Hill

[Rigel]

I wake up in a small puddle of puke.

I look around and I'm in an expansive cavern, most-likely under the hill.

I travel the depths of the world for a time, and domesticate the local giant olm population. I find a small cave entrance to the surface, and upon arrival instantly puke out the puke that flooded my lungs. I come across a goblin war party and offer my services in exchange for their female elven captives.

The goblins and I charge at Alyx and Lego! Alyx is stabbed through the tits and heart, while Lego is trapped within a cage made of zinc.

My hill, guarded by goblins, with a cave under it, and also my female elven slaves.

[Lego lad]

Your goblins have a feast and all choke to death on chicken bones. Your slaves escape.

Who will save you now?

[Nicepoint]

I nuke your hill and earth again

My hill

[Rigel]

I wear armor out of slade and sky-dive onto nicepoint from orbit.

I begin setting up a slade dome around the hill, effectively nuke-proofing it.

My hill.

[Mr Queeba]

no my hill
forget you

[Rigel]

I situate myself on top of the slade dome.

My dome that contains Mr. Queerbait's hill.

[Mr Queeba]

I shall become hill.

[SpongeCraft1212]

I delete hill.

My ground.

[Lego lad]

your "del337hilllolol" console command crashed the server gg idiot

i reset it and hill repsawns