King of the hill (because redconer's died)

[Nicepoint]

I bring a death star that's made out of Slade and filled with my minions. I fire the death star laser to earth completely destroying it.

My death star.

[Ad Bot]

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on the weird dent I fill it with cement and dirt, somehow still in gravitational orbit
my laserbeam hill

[Nonnel]

I reverse time to the beginning of the topic and push OP off the hill.

My hill.

[Lego lad]

i am a dinosaur therefore only i control time

my and alyx's hill

[the hacker]

I suck the hill into a time rift.

My hole.

[Mr Queeba]

I create a black hole, removing the hacker in the process.
My black hole.

[Crispy_]

I bring in my loving galaxy sized galactic ship, bitch. I bump into nicepoint's little death star, crushing it into dust. Queeba was inside it. Black hole posed no threat, I loving ate it. You don't need logic when you have a space ship the size of a galaxy.

My everything.

[Rigel]

I spawn in a metric ton of crispy chicken wings on top of crispy.

I then spawn in another few metric tons of chicken wings and claim it as my hill.

My crispy chicken wings.

[the hacker]

Bubs eats them, and then grows 100 feet tall.

My pile of bones.

[Nicepoint]

I bring my quasar and launch it to your galactic spaceship. It gets eaten by my supermassive black hole. Then I nuke every will anywhere and kill everyone.

My void

[Mr Queeba]

I escape the black hole and kick Crispy in the ass.
I destroy the void.
My Spaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaace

[Esphere]

A Star ship lands at my hill to drop alot of robot warriors and some vehicles

hahahha

[Mr Queeba]

I bulldoze over ALL of them and I build an artificial earth with a hill.
My earth.

[Nicepoint]

My army of super evil ghosts destroy your hill and guard it

My hill

[Rigel]

I use a time machine to go back to the year 734. Before any good guns, before nukes, and before people really cared about space.

I stab the pope and am sitting upon his corpse.

My dead pope.