I'm aware, what's the shorthand for an English person?
You can't get a more shorthand version of English. People from England are English.
Maybe you could say
Angles. But that's inaccurate anyway, since strictly speaking the Angles are the Germanic tribe from Denmark. And while they did colonise England, that ancestry is less definitive of the modern English than the Normans are.
Scots Vs English works.
at least I take regular visits to the dentist
You may have me there. There's as much plaque on our teeth as there is deep-fried mars bar induced plaque in your arteries.
maxwell and dooble, please!
geex, you'd think you two were breaking up or something
It's okay, it's just a lovers tiff.
We're always united, in being the most important nations on these Isles.