Health Occupational Physical Education, for those that didn't know, it's just a gym/health class in highschool.
Anywaaaay, there's this drug baby kid that has a growth deficiency, so he's a manlet (But not a midget) and my friend diagnosed him with
"Napoleon Syndrome", but not before drug baby Jeremy diagnosed himself with "The Rager." He said it's because he rages alot, and boy, did he do so after I told him what a
"Rager" is.
Anyway, he frequently talks stuff, starts stuff, and pisses people off. When Power Hour starts (I'm not going to bother finding a link for that.) he bolts to the stuffty computer lab with one good computer to play ROBLOX for the whole hour. Then he complains later about how hungry he is because he skipped lunch, but that's for another story.
Talk stuff, get hit, yes? I should have told him this sooner. Some tall girl named Ariel that was in Karate for a few years proved that statement. He always liked to say "Alright then, hit me!" when people were getting annoyed by him, and what do ya know? Karate-Cracker punched him in the face when he said that to her! She was suspended only for a day because of Jeremy's blatant provocation.
He's also a tribal family man!
Yo Maxx, you related?After I made a compliment on some black behind, he started off on a rant as to how black and white relationships are unnatural. Me with my amazingly selective memory told him something we learned in the morning during Biology. "Polar Bears and Grizzly Bears produce fertile young." He just shut up and walked away.
On another occasion, he was feeling especially like a dingus and took his best friend's diary. He has known his best friend Dillon for 4 years now. Dillon is an equally short, equally annoying, but not equally offensive. Inside the diary, it revealed Dillon's true feelings about Jeremy and some other boys within the school. After reading such things, he ech'd so hard and threw the book over a fence. Jeremy has been avoiding Dillon like Ebola just because he's gay, and Dillon's starting to catch Jeremy's dingus virus.
Today, Dillon decided to be a dingus. He said that he could beat Timothy in a fight. Timothy is a bit of a "pretty boy." He acts like a friend, acts like a girl, but ends up surrounded by girls, and is actually straight. Quite a player if you ask me. Dillon would've been hit if Ariel wasn't holding him back, she said that if Timothy got hit, then she'd step in as well. Anyway, Timmy pulled on the hood of Dillon's jacket, Dillon slipped out of it and ran away. Timmy took the jacket and smushed it into the grosses trash bin there was in the gym, filled with Axe spray, food trays, food, and Gatorade. Ariel then took a bottle with some still in and dumped it on the jacket.
I was reaaaaally hoping to see a fight, but my quality entertainment was interrupted by a coach that sent Dillon to the dean.
