If you had 3 wishes, what would they be?

[SgtDaemon]

ability to create and destroy anything using my mind
ability to control time (travel to the past/slow dime flow only, travel to future is messy)
ability to reduce/disable my/others feeling of pain temporarily

then I would use wish #1 to subtly create $$$, a device to alter/read emoticons/thoughts of others, make a thing to kill anyone i want to, and a safeguard device to stop myself from going insane from power

basically become super overlord without anyone knowing
also make my richard bigger :^)

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[KickFlow]

a billion wishes.
a billion dollars.
to change badspots mind and allow betel to play this game <3

[crazy54311]

• Infinite Wishes oflovingcourse
• Ability to get rid of things I hate.
• Immediate Comebacks

I need that 3rd wish very badly

[Mr Man]

1. New (non evil) North Korean leader
2. Turn myself into a girl
3. Infinite wishes
4. Turn myself into anything at any time painlessly and still be able to turn back
5. 5 billion dollars
6. Higher intelligence
7. An end to the ebola virus
8. Eradicate cancer
9. Stop the constant Islamic terrorist attacks
10. Stop the constant school shootings
11. Celebrity status
12. Better social skills
13. Immunity from being corrupted by power
14. Stop physically aging past 22
15. Alzheimer's cure
16. Ability to learn new skills better (I'm very bad at that)
17. Ability to change hair color at will
18. Eradicate health risks that come with obesity

I could literally go on forever

[Snaked_Snake]

To turn into anything I want at any time.

To be good at all instruments.

To have anything I want by saying it and clicking my fingers.

[Bricknave]

If infinite wishes isn't an option:

1. The ability to automatically know the answer to any question I asked myself (so I could know everything without blowing my mind).

2. Immunity to the corruption of wealth, fame, and sleazy acquaintances.

3. Celebrity status.

Immune to the ethical corruption spread by "The Man", I would use my wishes to become a force for good.
I would use my special power to obtain the wealth necessary to accomplish my goals ("Hey Bricknave, how do I make a million dollars?" "First you [REDACTED] and then you [REDACTED]." "Oh, okay, thanks!"). I would use my celebrity status to teach people the importance of critical thinking skills, so they would be resistant to sensationalist misinformation spewed by con artists and idiots. If I enter politics, I would use my gifts to assist me in my campaign against that which makes life worse for the middle class and the lower class. I would also do my best to help Science thrive in America, for the sake of furthering Humanity.

[Smooth]

[Brickitect]

1) I want infinite money
2) I want my dad's breathing issues to be cured
3) Infinite wishes

[Katadeus]

1) All SJWs become bright pink extremely happy squirrels
2) People don't get so offended
3) I get to exist comfortably by whatever definition I want for however long I want

[Superbro11]

1.Infinate emone
2.Be smart
3.No school for ever

[NML Cygni]

1. be able to do ANYTHING
2. ??
3. ??

[Im_AFK]

better dm skills
infinite people to join my server
infinite free time

[Snaked_Snake]

1. To be a space cowboy
2. don't care
3. don't care

Guess you're just gonna be without your laser revolver...

[|Orange|]

1. A sandwich
2. A loophole in wishing rules that allow me to wish for more wishes
3. Infinite wishes

[lilpappaknox]

1. Be able to transform into whatever I want while keeping my thoughts and soul.

2. Be immortal in terms of not being able to die

3. Wish for three more wishes.

1. Unable to feel pain.

2. My body doesn't age.

3. I know everything there is to be known.