Author Topic: metaphors for love megathread (Read 3818 times)

{L} · November 27, 2014, 11:27:19 AM

lets do this

ravage my rectum

salad my cucumber

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Qwepir · November 27, 2014, 11:30:04 AM

Did you mean "euphemisms"?
Either way, "ravage my rectum" isn't a good one. It's just saying exactly what's going to happen.

Muzzles56 · November 27, 2014, 11:34:11 AM

forget her right in the pusillanimous individual

Biohazard · November 27, 2014, 11:37:14 AM

peepee friction pleasure

ebube4356 · November 27, 2014, 11:38:59 AM

Stick it in her pooper

Nomel · November 27, 2014, 11:45:58 AM

shove a richard in her mouth

Fab · November 27, 2014, 11:46:06 AM

Xablar

Alyx Vance · November 27, 2014, 11:59:09 AM

Lube my driveshaft

Jubel · November 27, 2014, 12:02:43 PM

Snuu snuu

blazerblock2 · November 27, 2014, 12:08:56 PM

hanky panky

Biostorm · November 27, 2014, 12:09:34 PM

Have love with them

the hacker · November 27, 2014, 12:10:38 PM

Rub our slippery parts.

Becquerel · November 27, 2014, 12:11:14 PM

Rusty Trombone

giant tootsie rolls · November 27, 2014, 12:13:44 PM

Snake in the tunnel

Alyx Vance · November 27, 2014, 12:14:45 PM

Nut busting
(you may or may not have to be a mechanic to understand where I'm coming from)