Author Topic: What is the most disgusting thing you have ever done?  (Read 26185 times)

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I'm making this topic because a couple of hours ago I had to manually pull a turd from my rectum using a glove, toilet paper, and a whole lot of willpower. (Thanks a lot Thanksgiving)
What is wrong with you..

I was a little kid (7 or 8?) and I licked a pole during winter time.
My tongue got stuck and there were hairs everywhere - and it tasted so bitter.

What is wrong with you..
what else are you supposed to do when you have stuff stuck in your gut and you can't expel it
(answer: take laxatives. obviously.)

what else are you supposed to do when you have stuff stuck in your gut and you can't expel it
(answer: take laxatives. obviously.)
wouldnt that be more problem considering  it would try to push the stucked stuff?

wouldnt that be more problem considering  it would try to push the stucked stuff?
Laxatives reduce constipation by softening stuff. I would assume that it would help with his inability to fire stuff out of his star fish.

Laxatives reduce constipation by softening stuff. I would assume that it would help with his inability to fire stuff out of his star fish.
okay lol
too bad I have a graphic mind

One time I ate a pringle that was about 4-5 years old when I found it in my old backpack. It had mold on it and idk why I thought it would be a good idea to eat.
on the subject of very old food, I used a 30 year old jello pudding box once and it was pretty bad

You know the leftover salt at the bottom of a family sized pretzel bag? Not a good idea to try ingesting it all at once.


in 10th grade lunch my friends would put all their lunch into a water bottle and id drink it. we even left it sitting out for a couple weeks and let it warm up a bit, then id drink it again. wed create different mixes every week and sometimes they were actually pretty good


theres also this girl i know who asks me to stick my finger down her throat. sometimes i like to lick the saliva off

theres also this girl i know who asks me to stick my finger down her throat. sometimes i like to lick the saliva off
wannabe deepthroat

theres also this girl i know who asks me to stick my richard down her throat. sometimes i like to lick the saliva off
ftfy

theres also this girl i know who asks me to stick my finger down her throat. sometimes i like to lick the saliva off
HHHNNNGGGGGG

i licked the inside of my dog's mouth as dared by my mom
0/10 not worth it, only got 2 bucks

i licked the inside of my dog's mouth as dared by my mom
0/10 not worth it, only got 2 bucks
You didn't ask the wages before you did it? Come on man..