I have no idea why I did this, but I just did.
When I was 7 I ripped up a sheet of paper and put the pieces into a bowl of porridge.
I then mixed the bowl with a spoon.
Afterwards, I accidentally dropped the bowl onto my stomach and the porridge had spilled onto my stomach.
I licked it off my stomach. I swallowed some tiny bits of paper.
Some porridge had dripped down into my underwear.
It felt good.