Author Topic: What is the most disgusting thing you have ever done? (Read 17612 times)

Boink! · December 05, 2014, 07:36:09 PM

Quote from: XR-7 on December 05, 2014, 07:25:57 PM

I just remembered something. I remember one time I was eating some chips in the living room and accidentally knocked my bowl over onto myself. I just sorta nudged them back into the bowl and kept eating. Out of the corner of my eye, I thought I saw a large crumb on my hand. I brought my hand up to my mouth and ate it. I felt a warm liquid on my hand a minute later. Turns out that crumb I ate was a scab. I just remember thinking, "Huh okay..."

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Rooged · December 05, 2014, 09:15:42 PM

Quote from: Mr Man on December 05, 2014, 12:24:27 PM

Do you now make jokes to said friend about doing their mom?

no because tbh it would be an insult to myself more than to him

ThatRandomGuy · December 05, 2014, 09:24:27 PM

Quote from: Klocko� on December 05, 2014, 03:24:27 AM

I have no idea why I did this, but I just did.

When I was 7 I ripped up a sheet of paper and put the pieces into a bowl of porridge.

I then mixed the bowl with a spoon.

Afterwards, I accidentally dropped the bowl onto my stomach and the porridge had spilled onto my stomach.

I licked it off my stomach. I swallowed some tiny bits of paper.

Some porridge had dripped down into my underwear.

It felt good.

Wait, You'd have to get your ribcage removed to lick yourself....

ThatRandomGuy · December 05, 2014, 09:27:26 PM

I walked in on my distant cousin having love in my grandparents attic on Christmas when I was 6... they were doing a nasty 69 pose and I heard my cousin fart...

Blockzillahead · December 05, 2014, 09:28:57 PM

girl or guy?

if guy
>hot girl?
if girl
>girl on girl? (please god)

Satan From Wreck-It-Ralph · December 05, 2014, 09:29:32 PM

having love with who

Scaredhappyguy · December 06, 2014, 08:38:20 AM

Quote from: Satan From Wreck-It-Ralph on December 03, 2014, 08:39:06 PM

aren't you like 10

no

Quote from: Prokiller10 on December 03, 2014, 09:48:17 PM

ok

Stocking · December 06, 2014, 08:43:53 AM

i licked another girls butt b4

{L} · December 06, 2014, 09:58:26 AM

i took a large gulp of water while watching a comedy show, i then laughed and starting choking. after that i managed to cough up the water through my nose onto the floor, i then also vomited. when that was over, i turned to go to the bathroom and slipped on my vomit and hit my head on a table.

Bomberguy · December 13, 2014, 12:04:55 PM

Quote from: {L} on December 06, 2014, 09:58:26 AM

i took a large gulp of water while watching a comedy show, i then laughed and starting choking. after that i managed to cough up the water through my nose onto the floor, i then also vomited. when that was over, i turned to go to the bathroom and slipped on my vomit and hit my head on a table.

the winner
also we need more mr man
please mr man
we need you back on the list again

hodot · December 13, 2014, 12:08:13 PM

Quote from: {L} on December 06, 2014, 09:58:26 AM

i took a large gulp of water while watching a comedy show, i then laughed and starting choking. after that i managed to cough up the water through my nose onto the floor, i then also vomited. when that was over, i turned to go to the bathroom and slipped on my vomit and hit my head on a table.

Did you die

Mr Man · December 13, 2014, 12:12:05 PM

Quote from: Bomberguy on December 13, 2014, 12:04:55 PM

the winner
also we need more mr man
please mr man
we need you back on the list again

Let's see...

Oh yeah, the first time I decided to poop in my underwear, I made the mistake of wearing boxers and doing it in my room. Long story short, the poop fell out one of the legs and onto the floor and I had to pick it up and carry it down the hall to the bathroom with my bare hand. I washed my hands about 50 times after that and spent a while cleaning that part of the floor. Thank goodness my family was asleep...

I've also ended up pulling out some poop while fingering myself.

Then there was the time I had tangled hair stuck to my butt. That wasn't fun...

the hacker · December 13, 2014, 12:18:10 PM

Quote from: Mr Man on December 13, 2014, 12:12:05 PM

Let's see...

Oh yeah, the first time I decided to poop in my underwear, I made the mistake of wearing boxers and doing it in my room. Long story short, the poop fell out one of the legs and onto the floor and I had to pick it up and carry it down the hall to the bathroom with my bare hand. I washed my hands about 50 times after that and spent a while cleaning that part of the floor. Thank goodness my family was asleep...

I've also ended up pulling out some poop while fingering myself.

Then there was the time I had tangled hair stuck to my butt. That wasn't fun...

Hate it when that happens. I trimmed my pubes recently so they stopped getting caught in zippers. I've also gotten my foreskin stuck in a zipper once. That wasn't fun either.

Mr Man · December 13, 2014, 12:26:30 PM

Quote from: the hacker on December 13, 2014, 12:18:10 PM

Hate it when that happens. I trimmed my pubes recently so they stopped getting caught in zippers. I've also gotten my foreskin stuck in a zipper once. That wasn't fun either.

Eh, I'm too much of a girl to let that happen. I always just sit down to pee

Nonnel · December 13, 2014, 12:49:20 PM

Quote from: Stocking on December 06, 2014, 08:43:53 AM

i licked another girls butt b4

hot