In a walmart this one kid who was like 4 got diarrhea and took off his pants and just literally stuff in the middle of the isle then he started rolling around in it. His dad was so embarrassed and mad at the same time...
GAH you reminded me of something
I did at Wal-Mart.
I was sitting in our minivan (probably about eight years old) with my dad. My mom was inside the store. I really really had to make an expulsion. I told my dad that I needed to go right then or I wouldn't make it. My little brother and very young sister were out there and my dad couldn't leave them, so he told me to run in the store and go to the bathroom while he called my mom to tell her where I was going. I ran through the parking lot and made it into the first set of automatic doors and my sphincter gave out to the pressure. A large full sized turd filled my pants and started to go down my leg. My mind was racing and I didn't want anyone to notice, so I quietly (and slyly) pushed my leg behind a soda vending machine. I let my payload slide out my pants leg and walked off like nothing happened. I didn't have to go anymore, but I went in the bathroom anyway since I imagined my mom would be coming to wait for me, which she did.
A couple of days later, we were back at that Wal-Mart again. As we walked in the doors, I looked back towards that vending machine and my friend wasn't there anymore. The Case of the Missing Poop Behind the Soda Machine remains unsolved to this day.
I swear to God this is a true story.
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