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spoons in your eyes, cds out the window (and forget on your head)




you go out the window

Examine the body. Then commence either rape or necrophilia, depending on the condition.

it appears to be an unconscious homeless child. still proceed with the rape?

no don't, find out wtf your doing first of all

you are standing outside of a house you presume to be yours, you see what appears to be a water heater outside with some dead kid next to it

you have equipped 2 spoons into your eyeballs and the word "forget" on your head

ah ok good
proceed to walk on the roof and drive your horse in the meanwhile which is actually equipped with jeeps of rocketlaunchers

how to get to roof, you dont have anything to get you there

unles you could makes omething with the items at hand

Eat a candy bar and take spoons of your eyes.

it appears to be an unconscious homeless child. still proceed with the rape?
yes

also, collect CDs from ground

force the spoons out and dump the body in the trash can

And after all that, question your own existence.

you eat a candy bar and take spoons out of your eyes.

then you commence child rape

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you then grab the cds and throw the now dead child in some random trash can

after that, you question your own existence



you then suddenly awake in some dark room



doesn't seem to be much here

this room sucks
question your existence again, this time thinking about candy

summon candy in the process

you can never have enough candy! you have managed to triple your candy supply!

but you're still stuck in this room