the blockland story!

[Vanquish]

but it catches fire and everybody sue's him.

[Ad Bot]

[Spation]

Then suddenly a crumpet falls from the sky.

[Sheezy]

And he shoots every single person on england.

(HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE, YOU GUYS FUCKING TRIED TO WHIPE OUT SCOTLAND AROUND 400 YEARS AGO!)

[Vanquish]

KK. forget you to

[captain blue]

soon the whole british army is after him

[Azerath]

But then he used a portal gun.

[Sheezy]

And they all fall into the portal and quickly finds that it leads to a volcano.
Then all of the english are dead.

[captain blue]

but they turned into zombies

[Colten]

and eat his new snake

[Junior]

Which made him once again an it and a loser, poor Bob.

[Colten]

So he went to his mom's house and she gave him male enhancement pills, which cause a lump the size of a tic-tac to grow in his crotch

[MrPickle]

He walks out of the door and dies of a heart attack

[Colten]

Then Jerry walked by (Jerry is our new person now)

[BlockBuilderMan]

Jerry, in a random fit of rage, draws a .45 automatic and starts shooting at headcrabs being led by an old woman.

[Colten]

The cops see this and chase Jerry down the street